[Vision2020] A Modest Proposal

[Art Deco]

Brothers, Sisters, and Children of All Ages of Vision 2020,

All of us, whom I am sure are heart-renderingly decimated by the recent destruction of the most holy Touchdown Jesus in Ohio, now have grounds for great, great rejoicing.

A proposal has been put forth that the Christ Church Cult should erect a Touchdown Wilson right here in Moscow, Idaho.

This statue would mimic the Touchdown Jesus in that it would be a torso of Cultmaster Douglas Wilson in a touchdown signaling pose.  But this 62 foot statue would not be made of some cheap, sacrilegious material like fiberglass, but most symbolically, would be made from an indestructible composite of petrified bullshit.

The statue would be located on the triangular lot already owned by the cult on Jackson Street (the lot now worth about a third of what was paid for it, and which would have been a perfect place for a Sonic Burger).

What a tourist attraction the Touchdown Wilson would be!  Everyone passing through the city would see and be rapturously and reverentially inspired by it.  They would be left with no doubt about who the real God is.  Maybe the crafty Walter Steed could find a way to flimflam the city into partially subsidizing the statue as a reward for the votes delivered for him by Wilson in past elections.

I haven't met anyone opposed to this proposal, although some have tactfully suggested that Cultmaster Wilson should have his tonsure attended to by someplace other than the San Quentin barbershop before he poses for the statue.

An enthusiast,

Art Deco


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