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<DIV><FONT size=2>Brothers, Sisters, and Children of All Ages of Vision
2020,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>All of us, whom I am sure are heart-renderingly decimated by
the recent destruction of the most holy Touchdown Jesus in Ohio, now have
grounds for great, great rejoicing.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>A proposal has been put forth that the Christ Church
Cult should erect a Touchdown Wilson right here in Moscow, Idaho.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>This statue would mimic the Touchdown Jesus in that it would
be a torso of Cultmaster Douglas Wilson in a touchdown signaling pose. But
this 62 foot statue would not be made of some cheap, sacrilegious material like
fiberglass, but most symbolically, would be made from an
indestructible composite of petrified bullshit.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>The statue would be located on the triangular lot already
owned by the cult on Jackson Street (the lot now worth about a third of
what was paid for it, and which would have been a perfect place for a Sonic
Burger).</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>What a tourist attraction the Touchdown Wilson would
be! Everyone passing through the city would see and be rapturously and
reverentially inspired by it. They would be left with no doubt about who
the real God is. Maybe the crafty Walter Steed could find a way to
flimflam the city into partially subsidizing the statue as a reward for the
votes delivered for him by Wilson in past elections.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>I haven't met anyone opposed to this proposal, although some
have tactfully suggested that Cultmaster Wilson should have his tonsure attended
to by someplace other than the San Quentin barbershop before he poses for
the statue.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>An enthusiast,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Art Deco</FONT></DIV>
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