[Vision2020] Fw: English Difficulties

[Donovan Arnold]

And we wonder why well read children still can't read.
   
  Best Regards,
   
  Donovan

pkraut at moscow.com wrote:
  English is a tough language to learn!



> A funny from my cousin.
> Roger
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> From: "Louise Klinkenberg" louiseklink at peoplepc.com
> Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:27:12 -0700
> To: "\(R\) Roger / Anita Falen" lfalen at turbonet.com
> Subject: English Difficulties
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> No wonder English is confusing.
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> a.. We polish the Polish furniture. 
> b.. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 
> c.. A farm can produce produce. 
> d.. The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse. 
> e.. The soldier decided to desert in the desert. 
> f.. The present is a good time to present the present. 
> g.. At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum. 
> h.. The dove dove into the bushes. 
> i.. I did not object to the object. 
> j.. The insurance for the invalid was invalid. 
> k.. The bandage was wound around the wound. 
> l.. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 
> m.. They were too close to the door to close it. 
> n.. The buck does funny things when the does are present. 
> o.. They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line. 
> p.. Needing help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 
> q.. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 
> r.. I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes. 
> s.. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 
> t.. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 
> u.. I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt. 
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