<DIV>And we wonder why well read children still can't read.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Best Regards,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Donovan<BR><BR><B><I>pkraut@moscow.com</I></B> wrote:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">English is a tough language to learn!<BR><BR><BR><BR>> A funny from my cousin.<BR>> Roger<BR>> -----Original message-----<BR>> <BR>> From: "Louise Klinkenberg" louiseklink@peoplepc.com<BR>> Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:27:12 -0700<BR>> To: "\(R\) Roger / Anita Falen" lfalen@turbonet.com<BR>> Subject: English Difficulties<BR>> <BR>> <BR>> No wonder English is confusing.<BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> a.. We polish the Polish furniture. <BR>> b.. He could lead if he would get the lead out. <BR>> c.. A farm can produce produce. <BR>> d.. The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse. <BR>> e.. The soldier decided to desert in
the desert. <BR>> f.. The present is a good time to present the present. <BR>> g.. At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum. <BR>> h.. The dove dove into the bushes. <BR>> i.. I did not object to the object. <BR>> j.. The insurance for the invalid was invalid. <BR>> k.. The bandage was wound around the wound. <BR>> l.. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. <BR>> m.. They were too close to the door to close it. <BR>> n.. The buck does funny things when the does are present. <BR>> o.. They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line. <BR>> p.. Needing help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. <BR>> q.. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. <BR>> r.. I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes. <BR>> s.. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. <BR>> t.. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? <BR>> u.. I spent last evening evening out
a pile of dirt. <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>---------------------------------------------<BR>This message was sent by First Step Internet.<BR>http://www.fsr.com/<BR><BR><BR>=======================================================<BR>List services made available by First Step Internet, <BR>serving the communities of the Palouse since 1994. <BR>http://www.fsr.net <BR>mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com<BR>=======================================================<BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR><p> 
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