[Vision2020] Fw: English Difficulties

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English is a tough language to learn!



> A funny from my cousin.
> Roger
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> From: "Louise Klinkenberg" louiseklink at peoplepc.com
> Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:27:12 -0700
> To: "\(R\) Roger / Anita  Falen" lfalen at turbonet.com
> Subject: English Difficulties
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> No wonder English is confusing.
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>   a.. We polish the Polish furniture. 
>   b.. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 
>   c.. A farm can produce produce. 
>   d.. The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse. 
>   e.. The soldier decided to desert in the desert. 
>   f.. The present is a good time to present the present. 
>   g.. At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum. 
>   h.. The dove dove into the bushes. 
>   i.. I did not object to the object. 
>   j.. The insurance for the invalid was invalid. 
>   k.. The bandage was wound around the wound. 
>   l.. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 
>   m.. They were too close to the door to close it. 
>   n.. The buck does funny things when the does are present. 
>   o.. They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line. 
>   p.. Needing help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 
>   q.. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 
>   r.. I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes. 
>   s.. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 
>   t.. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 
>   u.. I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt. 
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