[Vision2020] Doug Farris: Sad News

Art Deco deco at moscow.com
Wed Jan 3 11:10:48 PST 2007


Some very sad news to report about Doug Farris:

His brain surgery, unfortunately, was not a success.  In fact, it left poor Farris even more incapacitated.  While witlessly wandering on Moscow Mountain one evening, Doug met a tragic fate symbolized by:

http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Doug%20Farris%20Ingested%20%20R.I.P.jpg



One positive note, however, is that through the normal processes of nature, parts of Farris were egested and distributed by his ingestor.  Thus, parts of Farris became part of:

http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Parts%20of%20Doug%20Farris%20Recycled.jpg



Those few scant remains that were recovered by a search party were shipped and processed (becoming diesel fuel) at:

http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Rendering%20Plant.jpg


A lesson to be learned from this dreadful incident, especially for members of the cult which he lovingly but mindlessly belonged:  The ovine ought, at all times, be extremely wary of self-absorbed, proficient, stealthy predators without conscience, else they suffer a fate symbolically not unlike the naive, puerile Farris (R.I.P).


Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)
deco at moscow.com
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