[Vision2020] Doug Farris: Sad News

[Andreas Schou]

Wayne --

Seriously, dude. You've got a Ph.D. I thought you were maybe a little
more mature than this. Not to mention the fact that it's vaguely
threatening.

-- ACS

On 1/3/07, Art Deco <deco at moscow.com> wrote:
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> Some very sad news to report about Doug Farris:
>
> His brain surgery, unfortunately, was not a success.  In fact, it left poor
> Farris even more incapacitated.  While witlessly wandering on Moscow
> Mountain one evening, Doug met a tragic fate symbolized by:
>
> http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Doug%20Farris%20Ingested%20%20R.I.P.jpg
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> One positive note, however, is that through the normal processes of nature,
> parts of Farris were egested and distributed by his ingestor.  Thus, parts
> of Farris became part of:
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> http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Parts%20of%20Doug%20Farris%20Recycled.jpg
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>
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> Those few scant remains that were recovered by a search party were shipped
> and processed (becoming diesel fuel) at:
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> http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Rendering%20Plant.jpg
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> A lesson to be learned from this dreadful incident, especially for members
> of the cult which he lovingly but mindlessly belonged:  The ovine ought, at
> all times, be extremely wary of self-absorbed, proficient, stealthy
> predators without conscience, else they suffer a fate symbolically not
> unlike the naive, puerile Farris (R.I.P).
>
>
> Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)
> deco at moscow.com
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