[Vision2020] Doug Farris: Sad News

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"The sad ravages of senescence. Look away, sadly, and pray deliverance for 
his kin."

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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Andreas Schou" <ophite at gmail.com>
To: "Art Deco" <deco at moscow.com>
Cc: "Vision 2020" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
Sent: Wednesday, January 03, 2007 1:16 PM
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Doug Farris: Sad News


> Wayne --
>
> Seriously, dude. You've got a Ph.D. I thought you were maybe a little
> more mature than this. Not to mention the fact that it's vaguely
> threatening.
>
> -- ACS
>
> On 1/3/07, Art Deco <deco at moscow.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> Some very sad news to report about Doug Farris:
>>
>> His brain surgery, unfortunately, was not a success.  In fact, it left 
>> poor
>> Farris even more incapacitated.  While witlessly wandering on Moscow
>> Mountain one evening, Doug met a tragic fate symbolized by:
>>
>> http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Doug%20Farris%20Ingested%20%20R.I.P.jpg
>>
>>
>>
>> One positive note, however, is that through the normal processes of 
>> nature,
>> parts of Farris were egested and distributed by his ingestor.  Thus, 
>> parts
>> of Farris became part of:
>>
>> http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Parts%20of%20Doug%20Farris%20Recycled.jpg
>>
>>
>>
>> Those few scant remains that were recovered by a search party were 
>> shipped
>> and processed (becoming diesel fuel) at:
>>
>> http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Rendering%20Plant.jpg
>>
>>
>> A lesson to be learned from this dreadful incident, especially for 
>> members
>> of the cult which he lovingly but mindlessly belonged:  The ovine ought, 
>> at
>> all times, be extremely wary of self-absorbed, proficient, stealthy
>> predators without conscience, else they suffer a fate symbolically not
>> unlike the naive, puerile Farris (R.I.P).
>>
>>
>> Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)
>> deco at moscow.com
>>
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