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<DIV><FONT size=4>Some very sad news to report about Doug Farris:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4>His brain surgery, unfortunately, was not a
success. In fact, it left poor Farris even more incapacitated.
While witlessly wandering on Moscow Mountain one evening, Doug met a tragic fate
symbolized by:</FONT></DIV>
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href="http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Doug%20Farris%20Ingested%20%20R.I.P.jpg">http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Doug%20Farris%20Ingested%20%20R.I.P.jpg</A></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4>One positive note, however, is that through the normal
processes of nature, parts of Farris were egested and distributed by his
ingestor. Thus, parts of Farris became part of:</FONT></DIV>
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href="http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Parts%20of%20Doug%20Farris%20Recycled.jpg">http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Parts%20of%20Doug%20Farris%20Recycled.jpg</A></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4>Those few scant remains that were recovered by a search
party were shipped and processed (becoming diesel
fuel) at:</FONT></DIV>
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href="http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Rendering%20Plant.jpg">http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Rendering%20Plant.jpg</A></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4>A lesson to be learned from this dreadful incident, especially
for members of the cult which he lovingly but mindlessly belonged: The
ovine ought, at all times, be extremely wary of self-absorbed, proficient,
stealthy predators without conscience, else they suffer a fate symbolically
not unlike the naive, puerile Farris (R.I.P).</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4><BR>Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)<BR><A
href="mailto:deco@moscow.com">deco@moscow.com</A><BR></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>