[Vision2020] CLARENCE THOMAS HIKES PRICE OF SUPREME COURT DECISIONS TO KEEP PACE WITH INFLATION (SATIRE)

[Ted Moffett]

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Vision2020 Post: Ted Moffett

On Thu, Aug 10, 2023 at 8:54 PM Debi Smith <debismith at moscow.com> wrote:

> Sadly believable...
>
> Debi R-S
> On 8/10/2023 11:57 AM, Tom Hansen wrote:
>
> Courtesy of the *New Yorker* . . .
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> CLARENCE THOMAS HIKES PRICE OF SUPREME COURT DECISIONS TO KEEP PACE WITH
> INFLATION
>
> WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report
> <https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>)—Citing “unfortunate
> economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme Court
> decisions to keep up with inflation.
>
> The jurist disclosed his new rate card in a mass e-mail sent to more than
> a hundred super-donors.
>
> “I have tried to keep my prices reasonable, but, as inflation proves more
> stubborn than predicted, I have no choice but to adjust my rates
> accordingly,” he wrote.
>
> “Sadly, the days of shredding civil rights in exchange for ten private-jet
> flights are over,” he added.
>
> It remains to be seen whether the billionaires who received Thomas’s
> e-mail will tolerate his steeper prices or whether they will explore a
> budget option such as Neil Gorsuch.
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> Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .
>
> "Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
> http://www.MoscowCares.net
>
> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
>
> “A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”
> - Roy E. Stolworthy
>
>
>
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