[Vision2020] CLARENCE THOMAS HIKES PRICE OF SUPREME COURT DECISIONS TO KEEP PACE WITH INFLATION (SATIRE)

[Ted Moffett]

Note who else's face appears in this Youtube offering on Clarence Thomas,
unless I am mistaken?  They do not speak, yet are now the most powerful
person on Earth, as some describe it...

On Thu, Aug 10, 2023 at 9:12 PM Ted Moffett <starbliss at gmail.com> wrote:

What would Anita Hill say?
>
> Clarence Thomas High-Tech Lynching - YouTube
> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egTyaIAaqz8>
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> Vision2020 Post: Ted Moffett
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> On Thu, Aug 10, 2023 at 8:54 PM Debi Smith <debismith at moscow.com> wrote:
>
>> Sadly believable...
>>
>> Debi R-S
>> On 8/10/2023 11:57 AM, Tom Hansen wrote:
>>
>> Courtesy of the *New Yorker* . . .
>>
>> —————————————————
>> CLARENCE THOMAS HIKES PRICE OF SUPREME COURT DECISIONS TO KEEP PACE WITH
>> INFLATION
>>
>> WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report
>> <https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>)—Citing “unfortunate
>> economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme Court
>> decisions to keep up with inflation.
>>
>> The jurist disclosed his new rate card in a mass e-mail sent to more than
>> a hundred super-donors.
>>
>> “I have tried to keep my prices reasonable, but, as inflation proves more
>> stubborn than predicted, I have no choice but to adjust my rates
>> accordingly,” he wrote.
>>
>> “Sadly, the days of shredding civil rights in exchange for ten
>> private-jet flights are over,” he added.
>>
>> It remains to be seen whether the billionaires who received Thomas’s
>> e-mail will tolerate his steeper prices or whether they will explore a
>> budget option such as Neil Gorsuch.
>> —————————————————
>>
>> Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .
>>
>> "Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
>> http://www.MoscowCares.net
>>
>> Tom Hansen
>> Moscow, Idaho
>>
>> “A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”
>> - Roy E. Stolworthy
>>
>>
>>
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