[Vision2020] CLARENCE THOMAS HIKES PRICE OF SUPREME COURT DECISIONS TO KEEP PACE WITH INFLATION (SATIRE)

[Debi Smith]

Sadly believable...

Debi R-S

On 8/10/2023 11:57 AM, Tom Hansen wrote:
> Courtesy of the /New Yorker/ . . .
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>   CLARENCE THOMAS HIKES PRICE OF SUPREME COURT DECISIONS TO KEEP PACE
>   WITH INFLATION
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> WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report 
> <https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>)—Citing “unfortunate 
> economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme 
> Court decisions to keep up with inflation.
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> The jurist disclosed his new rate card in a mass e-mail sent to more 
> than a hundred super-donors.
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> “I have tried to keep my prices reasonable, but, as inflation proves 
> more stubborn than predicted, I have no choice but to adjust my rates 
> accordingly,” he wrote.
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> “Sadly, the days of shredding civil rights in exchange for ten 
> private-jet flights are over,” he added.
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> It remains to be seen whether the billionaires who received Thomas’s 
> e-mail will tolerate his steeper prices or whether they will explore a 
> budget option such as Neil Gorsuch.
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> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
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