[Vision2020] Cheney Get New Heart; "W" still on waiting list for a brain

[aaron ament]

Cheney finally has a heart.  Of course it is not his.  The question is: Did he bag the donor?
aaron ament
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  From: Nicholas Gier 
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  Sent: Sunday, March 25, 2012 10:17 PM
  Subject: [Vision2020] Cheney Get New Heart;"W" still on waiting list for a brain


  MARCH 24, 2012
  Cheney Receives Heart Transplant; Bush Still on Waiting List for Brain
  Halliburton Performs Reconstruction of Former VP
  FALLS CHURCH, VA (The Borowitz Report) – Former Vice President Dick Cheney received a heart transplant today, but former President George W. Bush remained on a waiting list for a brain, hospital officials confirmed.

  As part of a government contract signed while he was still Vice President, Halliburton performed the reconstruction work on Mr. Cheney’s circulatory system at a cost to taxpayers of $14.2 billion.

  The doctor who performed the surgery called the procedure “extremely invasive – just the way the Vice President wanted it.”

  A hospital spokesman said that Mr. Cheney was expected to make a full recovery, but that he was “somewhat disoriented” coming out of anesthesia: “When we asked him who the President of the United States was, he said, ‘Is it still me?’”

  Former President Bush made an appearance at the former Vice President’s hospital, hanging a “Mission Accomplished” banner in Mr. Cheney’s room hours before the operation was completed.



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