[Vision2020] I love my new car ...........
rvrcowboy at clearwire.net
Mon Sep 18 21:10:44 PDT 2006
This is a good car.
I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the
next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the
radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" He continued and "On The Road Again" came from
When he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia
On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music,
and if I said, "Beatles,"
I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled,
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung
by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
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