[Vision2020] I love my new car ...........

[Dick Sherwin]

Enjoy!
 
This is a good car. 

I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the 
next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the 
radio worked. The salesman 
explained that the radio was voice activated. 

"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson!" 

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" 

"Willie!" He continued and "On The Road Again" came from 
the speakers. 

When he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia 
On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. 

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time 
I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, 
and if I said, "Beatles," 
I'd get one of their awesome songs. 

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my 
new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 
"A$$ holes!" 

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung 
by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael 
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with 
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on 
harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on 
spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch. 

Damn, I LOVE this car! 
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