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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>Enjoy!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4>This is a good car. <BR><BR>I bought a new Lexus 350 and
returned to the dealer the <BR>next day complaining that I couldn't figure out
how the <BR>radio worked. The salesman <BR>explained that the radio was voice
activated. <BR><BR>"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson!" <BR><BR>The radio replied,
"Ricky or Willie?" <BR><BR>"Willie!" He continued and "On The Road Again" came
from <BR>the speakers. <BR><BR>When he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
"Georgia <BR>On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. <BR><BR>I drove away happy, and
for the next few days, every time <BR>I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful
classical music, <BR>and if I said, "Beatles," <BR>I'd get one of their awesome
songs. <BR><BR>Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my <BR>new
car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, <BR>"A$$ holes!"
<BR><BR>Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung <BR>by Jane
Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael <BR>Moore and The Dixie
Chicks, with <BR>John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
<BR>harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on <BR>spoons, Bill
Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch. <BR><BR>Damn, I LOVE this car!
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