[Vision2020] A Pledge to real Americans (Mikey Moore)

[Sue Hovey]

My, my,  the anger is palpable here.  Possibly an olive branch is 
inappropriate.  Maybe a witch hazel amulet or a silver cross.

Sue Hovey
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Tony" <tonytime at clearwire.net>
To: "Tom Hansen" <thansen at moscow.com>
Cc: <vision2020 at moscow.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 22, 2006 8:56 AM
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] A Pledge to real Americans (Mikey Moore)


> Leave it to the sloppy and unshaven Michael Moore to so effectively offend
> his betters.
>
> 1)  Thanks Mike, I am thrilled that you will allow me to give aid and
> comfort to my country's enemies by steadfastly supporting their agenda.
>
> 2)  And to finally be able to proudly and publicly engage in inappropriate
> and unhealthy behaviors with the sanction of the community!  Come on 
> Rover,
> lets walk down the isle....
>
> 3)  Yes!  Finally someone acknowledges the republican congress'
> responsibility for the balance budget of the Clinton years.
>
> 4)  So good to allow violent and sociopathic regimes to proliferate as we
> second guess the judgment and commitment of those presently in uniform.
>
> 5)  And what a great idea Mikey!  Let's limit the ballooning cost of 
> health
> coverage by hobbling ambulance chasing attorneys with TORT REFORM!
>
> 6)  Our water is already well beyond the point of drinkable Mikey, all 
> your
> proposals would do is saddle individual communities with crippling costs 
> to
> rebuild or replace perfectly adequate facilities.
>
> 7)Glad that you would pursue Bush's policy with regard to Bin Laden.
>
>
> 8)  Glad that you won't be sticking your nose in our womb, mikey, at least
> until you SHAVE!  We ask that you stop injecting it with saline solution 
> as
> well.  That tends to have an entirely unpleasant affect on the innocent
> child of God residing therein
>
> 9)  Good of you to support the disarming of law abiding Americans Mikey.
> This will enable your favorite minority group: criminals.
>
> 10)  And won't those at the bottom of the wage scale be heartened when 
> their
> proposed employer closes doors as a result of crippling regulation?
>
> 11)  Good to hear that you will be respecting our religious conviction 
> that
> LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION!
>
> 12)  At last!!  Politicians who bang interns and commit felony perjury 
> will
> have to pay the fiddler!!  It's about time Mikey!
>
> Now, Mr. Hollywood, go to the gym, pick up a razor and get a little self
> respect!
>
> -Tony
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Tom Hansen" <thansen at moscow.com>
> To: "Vision 2020" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, November 22, 2006 6:11 AM
> Subject: [Vision2020] A Pledge to the New Minority (Michael Moore)
>
>
>> >From today's (November 22, 2006) Spokesman Review -
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> A pledge to the new minority
>> Michael Moore
>>
>> November 22, 2006
>>
>> I would like to extend an olive branch. Those of you who consider
>> yourselves
>> conservative and usually vote Republican have not had a very good couple
>> of
>> weeks. Trust me; I know how this feels.
>>
>> I know you are dismayed at the results of the Nov. 7 election. You've got
>> to
>> be freaking out about what this bunch of tree-hugging, latte-sipping,
>> men-kissing-men advocates will do now that the country is in our hands. I
>> don't blame you. We'd never admit it, but we secretly admire you because
>> you
>> know how to chop down a tree, take your coffee black and enjoy watching
>> women kissing women. Good on you!
>>
>> What I don't want is for you to drop into the deep funk we liberals have
>> been in for two-plus decades. Yes, your Republican revolution is over, 
>> but
>> hang in there. And do not despair. Let me make 12 promises as to how we
>> will
>> treat you, the minority, in the coming years.
>>
>> Thus, here is "A Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives":
>>
>> 1) We will always respect you. We will never, ever call you "unpatriotic"
>> simply because you disagree with us. In fact, we encourage you to dissent
>> and disagree with us.
>>
>> 2) We will let you marry whomever you want. Love, and be in love - it's a
>> wonderful gift.
>>
>> 3) We will not spend your grandchildren's money on our personal whims or
>> to
>> enrich our friends. It's your checkbook, too, and we will balance it for
>> you.
>>
>> 4) When we soon bring our sons and daughters home from Iraq, we will 
>> bring
>> your sons and daughters home, too. We promise never to send your kids off
>> to
>> war based on some amateur Power Point presentation cooked up by men who
>> have
>> never been to war.
>>
>> 5) When we make America the last Western democracy to have universal
>> health
>> coverage, and all Americans are able to get help when they fall ill, we
>> promise that you, too, will be able to see a doctor, regardless of your
>> ability to pay. And when stem cell research delivers treatments and cures
>> for diseases that afflict you and your loved ones, we'll make sure those
>> advances are available to you and your family, too.
>>
>> 6) When we clean up our air and water, you, too, will be able to breathe
>> the
>> cleaner air and drink the purer water.
>>
>> 7) Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will
>> devote
>> every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice.
>> Immediately. We will protect you.
>>
>> 8) We will never stick our nose in your bedroom or your womb. What you do
>> there as consenting adults is your business.
>>
>> 9) We will not take away your hunting guns. If you need an automatic
>> weapon
>> or a handgun to kill a bird or a deer, then you really aren't much of a
>> hunter and you should, perhaps, take up another sport.
>>
>> 10) When we raise the minimum wage, we will raise it for your employees
>> too.
>> They will use that money to buy more things, which means you will get the
>> money back. And when women are finally paid what men make, we will pay
>> conservative women that wage, too.
>>
>> 11) We will respect your religious beliefs, even when you don't practice
>> those beliefs. In fact, we will actively seek to promote your most 
>> radical
>> religious beliefs ("Blessed are the peacemakers," "Love your enemies," 
>> "It
>> is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich
>> man
>> to enter the kingdom of God," and "Whatever you did for one of the least
>> of
>> these brothers of mine, you did for me"). We will discourage religious
>> intolerance and fanaticism - starting here at home.
>>
>> 12) We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and break the law.
>> And
>> we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side 
>> first.
>> If we fail to do this, we need you to call us on it.
>>
>> I promise all of the above to you because this is your country, too. You
>> are
>> every bit as American as we are. We are all in this together. Thank you
>> for
>> your years of service to this country and for giving us the opportunity 
>> to
>> see if we can make things a bit better for our 300 million fellow
>> Americans
>> - and for the rest of the world.
>>
>> Now pull yourself together, and let's go have a Frappuccino.
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> Seeya round town, Moscow.
>>
>> t hansen-moore
>> Moscow, Idaho
>>
>>
>> ***********************************
>> Work like you don't need the money.
>> Love like you've never been hurt.
>> Dance like nobody's watching.
>>
>> - Author Unknown
>> ***********************************
>>
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