[Vision2020] yet more of the same

[Art Deco]

MessageBob, et al,

Please pardon my previous egregious errors.

I have been really slow-witted in understanding the two true meanings of Tony's heartfelt, groin-felt message "KISS MY ASS!"

The ingenuous, subtle sub-text of Tony's message is now clearer:

I.    Count the number of alphabetic characters in the sentence "KISS MY ASS!".  Multiply this number by nine.  The result is an integer greater than or equal to Tony's IQ and EQ.  

The "K" stands for the highest grade level successfully navigated by Tony.

The "I" and the "MY" stand for the object of infinitely supreme importance to Tony.

The "S" stand for sex, the really only important area of interest for Tony.  Since there are four "S"s, the intensity of his preoccupation with this subject is apparent.

The "A" stands for the kind of sex that Tony is really into.


II.    Since the message "KISS MY ASS!" was capitalized and ends with a "!",one is forced to the conclusion that Tony really craves to have his ass kissed.

That being the case, he might consider attending the Wilson & Family's Cult & Cash Machine  elder meetings where world class ass kissing occurs.  Also, if Tony is interested in both ass kissing and seeing how the teachings of the Christ of the Gospels are corrupted and replaced by the contents of The Art of War by Sun Tzu, he should also attend the Saturday morning "Prayer" meetings of the  Wilson & Family's Cult & Cash Machine.    


Again, I ask your pardon for being so slow in discovering the true subtle subtext of Tony's eloquent message.

Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)
deco at moscow.com

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Robert Dickow 
To: vision2020 at moscow.com 
Sent: Wednesday, March 08, 2006 4:03 PM
Subject: RE: [Vision2020] yet more of the same


...but doesn't this sentence require the subjunctive mood?

Bob Dickow, troublemaker
  -----Original Message-----
  From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com] On Behalf Of ToeKneeTime at aol.com
  Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:47 PM
  To: deco at moscow.com
  Cc: vision2020 at moscow.com
  Subject: Re: [Vision2020] yet more of the same


  W and Joe,

  How's the following for a complete and grammatically correct sentence?

  KISS MY ASS!

  --Tony


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