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<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4>Bob, et al,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4>Please pardon my previous egregious
errors.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4>I have been really slow-witted in understanding
the two true meanings of Tony's heartfelt, groin-felt message "KISS MY
ASS!"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4>The ingenuous, subtle sub-text of Tony's message
is now clearer:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4><STRONG><FONT
color=#0000ff>I.</FONT></STRONG> Count the number of
alphabetic characters in the sentence "KISS MY ASS!". Multiply this number
by nine. The result is an integer greater than or equal to Tony's IQ and
EQ. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4>The "K" stands for the highest grade level
successfully navigated by Tony.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4>The "I" and the "MY" stand for the object of
infinitely supreme importance to Tony.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4>The "S" stand for sex, the really only important
area of interest for Tony. Since there are four "S"s, the intensity of his
preoccupation with this subject is apparent.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4>The "A" stands for the kind of sex that Tony is
really into.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4><FONT
color=#0000ff><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4><FONT
color=#0000ff><STRONG>II.</STRONG></FONT> Since the message
"KISS MY ASS!" was capitalized and ends with a "!",one is forced to the
conclusion that Tony really craves to have his ass kissed.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4><FONT face=Verdana>That being the case, he might consider
attending the <FONT size=6><FONT face="Old English Text MT"><FONT
face="Olde English">Wilson & Family's Cult & <FONT
color=#00bb88><STRONG>Cash Machine</STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT
size=4> </FONT></FONT></FONT> elder meetings where world class ass kissing
occurs. Also, if Tony is interested in both ass kissing and seeing how the
teachings of the Christ of the Gospels are corrupted and replaced by the
contents of <EM>The Art of War</EM> by Sun Tzu, he should also attend the
Saturday morning "Prayer" meetings of </FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><FONT
face=Verdana>the <FONT size=6><FONT face="Olde English">Wilson &
Family's Cult & <FONT color=#00bb88><STRONG>Cash
Machine</STRONG></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=#000000
size=4>.</FONT></FONT></FONT> </FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4>Again, I ask your pardon for being so slow in
discovering the true subtle subtext of Tony's eloquent message.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=4><BR>Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)<BR><A
href="mailto:deco@moscow.com">deco@moscow.com</A><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=dickow@uidaho.edu href="mailto:dickow@uidaho.edu">Robert Dickow</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=vision2020@moscow.com
href="mailto:vision2020@moscow.com">vision2020@moscow.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, March 08, 2006 4:03 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> RE: [Vision2020] yet more of the same</DIV></DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=369220200-09032006>...but doesn't this sentence require the
subjunctive mood?</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=369220200-09032006></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=369220200-09032006>Bob Dickow, troublemaker</SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader lang=en-us dir=ltr align=left><FONT
face=Tahoma>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> <A
href="mailto:vision2020-bounces@moscow.com">vision2020-bounces@moscow.com</A>
[mailto:vision2020-bounces@moscow.com] <B>On Behalf Of </B><A
href="mailto:ToeKneeTime@aol.com">ToeKneeTime@aol.com</A><BR><B>Sent:</B>
Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:47 PM<BR><B>To:</B> <A
href="mailto:deco@moscow.com">deco@moscow.com</A><BR><B>Cc:</B> <A
href="mailto:vision2020@moscow.com">vision2020@moscow.com</A><BR><B>Subject:</B>
Re: [Vision2020] yet more of the same<BR><BR></FONT></DIV><FONT
id=role_document face=Arial>
<DIV>W and Joe,</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>How's the following for a complete and grammatically correct
sentence?</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>KISS MY ASS!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>--Tony</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT>
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