[Vision2020] The Police Report That Wasn't

[Tom Hansen]

As Boy Wonder meticulously inspects the contents of His Whineyness' mailbox
he exclaims in sheer astonishment, "Holy prophylactic, Batman!  It's an
expended calling card from the Cloaked Clown of Condoms."

Carefully examining the evidence, our caped crusader Batman advises the Boy
Wonder, "Yes, Robin.  We must get this back to the Bat Lab stat while it is
still moist enough to extract vital clues about its previous owner."

Could the Cloaked Clown of Condoms carelessly conceive such a crazy crime?

Stay tuned.

Same Bat time.

Same Bat channel.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, a drink in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO. What a ride!'"


-----Original Message-----
From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com]
On Behalf Of J Ford
Sent: Wednesday, June 28, 2006 5:17 PM
To: vision2020 at moscow.com
Subject: [Vision2020] The Police Report That Wasn't

I just went through the Police Reports for the MPD for the last two weeks - 
funny, but there is NO report of any suspicious packages having been 
delivered to 1151 N Polk Ext.   Hmmmm..............curious.

If you read his blog he specifically states "Just finished talking with the 
cops about an incident last evening."  So, let me see - did you happen to 
save the condom for them or just "talked" to them about it?  I mean, report 
a crime but don't save the evidence of a crime having been committed?  
Putting ANYthing in a postal box is a federal offense unless you happen to 
work for the post office and are delivering a bit of mail (not male) 
package.

You don't suppose Dougie faked the incident, do you?

Nah - not Dougie!  Surely he wouldn't do such a bad, bad thing.  Surely - he

wouldn't.

J  :]

P.S.  To those commiserating with Dougie on his blog site - at worst, it was

a condom, people!  No one threatened him, no one broke into his house, no 
one destroyed any property.  Clean it up and move on.

IF someone did do that - Don't.  Oooo....iky!  Now - go wash your hands.

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