[Vision2020] The Police Report That Wasn't

[J Ford]

I just went through the Police Reports for the MPD for the last two weeks - 
funny, but there is NO report of any suspicious packages having been 
delivered to 1151 N Polk Ext.   Hmmmm..............curious.

If you read his blog he specifically states "Just finished talking with the 
cops about an incident last evening."  So, let me see - did you happen to 
save the condom for them or just "talked" to them about it?  I mean, report 
a crime but don't save the evidence of a crime having been committed?  
Putting ANYthing in a postal box is a federal offense unless you happen to 
work for the post office and are delivering a bit of mail (not male) 
package.

You don't suppose Dougie faked the incident, do you?

Nah - not Dougie!  Surely he wouldn't do such a bad, bad thing.  Surely - he 
wouldn't.

J  :]

P.S.  To those commiserating with Dougie on his blog site - at worst, it was 
a condom, people!  No one threatened him, no one broke into his house, no 
one destroyed any property.  Clean it up and move on.

IF someone did do that - Don't.  Oooo....iky!  Now - go wash your hands.

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