[Vision2020] Things Not to Say on Your Valentine's Date (Humor)

[Tom Hansen]

Things not to say on your Valentine's date...

1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this
2-for-1 coupon before it expired. 

2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell. 

3. I used to come here all the time with my ex. 

4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to
consider it. 

5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on
the answering machine every hour. 

6. I like clay. It's mushy. 

7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I
wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. 

8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest. 

9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher
will cut that part off for you if you ask. 

10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just
won't be as smart as I am.

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Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, a drink in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO. What a ride!'"