[Vision2020] Vision2020 in the yard?

[J Ford]

Didn't do it, wouldn't do it, ain'ta me....enough said.

And that's J Ford to y'all, to my mama, to my friends, to my everyone else, 
ok?

J  :]

P.S.  Picture it:  Cop comes out to the guy's house

"What seems to be the problem, sire?"

"Well, officer, ya see it's like this.  This woman/child/man/person was seen 
by my son/daughter/whatever taking pictures."

"Pictures? ya say?"

"Yes, sire, pictures."

"Uh, of what, sire?"

"Well, of my land, my home, what else?"

Cop stands there for a minute - "I see.  Was there any damage done to your 
property?"

"Well, no.  All they did was take pictures.  Isn't that enough?"

"Uh-huh.  And you know for a fact that they were taking pictures of your 
land/home, sire?"

"Well, no.  B-but what else would they be doing on my land?  Surely you 
don't think they would be interested in anything else around here, do you?"

"Uh-huh.  Well, I see.  Uh,  do you have any proof there even was anyone out 
here?  Do YOU have any pictures of them taking pictures of your land/home?"

"Well, no.  But my son/daughter saw them."

"Uh-huh.  I see.  But no foot prints, no pictures, no proof that anyone was 
even out here, much less that they were taking pictures of your land/home?"

"No."

"Uh-huh.  Well, sire, we will certainly keep an eye out for anyone carrying 
a camera around with them in the area.  If we happen to see such a person, 
we will be sure to stop them and ask them just what the Sam-Hill they think 
they are doing.  Until then, why not go lie down and try to calm your nerves 
a bit, ok?  Its a nice Sunday morning - how about asking your wife to whip 
up some Spanish omelet for you?"


Geez, people - get a frigg'in grip will ya!!!   This is such a STUPID thing 
to be bringing up much less taking time on.

J



>From: Chasuk <chasuk at gmail.com>
>To: "Joan Opyr" <joanopyr at moscow.com>
>CC: Vision2020 Moscow <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Vision2020 in the yard?
>Date: Wed, 19 Apr 2006 19:07:34 -0700
>
>Here's a link which describes the incident:
>
>http://tinyurl.com/pbqqa
>
>I'm all for letting this incident die, as it is probably has a
>non-remarkable explanation, but I think it would die far quicker if
>that explanation were proffered NOW, saving us the idle rumors and
>speculation.
>
>What say you, Jackie Woolf / J. Ford / alleged perpetrator?
>
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