[Vision2020] My marvelous expertise

[Tom Hansen]

Let it ride, Joan.

 

We're talkin' Arnold, the self-proclaimed liberal activist, the political
scientist, the professional student.

 

When Arnold does complete his student career (if anybody should live long
enough to see that), the only thing higher than the national deficit will be
Arnold's student loan balance.

 

Take care, Moscow.

 

Tom "who has graduated and is currently working within his degree" Hansen

Moscow, Idaho

UI '96

 

" . . . wording plays a big part in understand[ing] the nature and meaning a
verse written two thousand years ago in a different language, and some
Bibles just have it plain wrong."

- Donovan Arnold (August 23, 2005) 

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From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com]
On Behalf Of Joan Opyr
Sent: Monday, October 31, 2005 7:23 AM
To: Vision2020 Moscow
Subject: [Vision2020] My marvelous expertise

 

So, Donovan has taken a class in terrorism (Really? From Osama himself?) and
now he's Richard Friggin' Clark. This is Wilson-think at its best - instant
expert; just add ego. Well, you can't have the expert stage all to yourself,
sonny boy. Here are some classes I've taken and my consequent expertise:

Ballet - I'm better than Maria Tallchief
Tap - I'm better than Fred Astaire
Mathematics of Finance - Anyone need an uncertified CPA?
French - Just call me Napoleon Bonaparte
Guitar - 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
Cello (2 lessons) - I put the "yo" in Yo-Yo Ma
Tae Kwon Do - Given world enough and time, I could kick Jet Li's ass
Bailed my late brother-in-law out of jail -- Oh George, I'm ready for my
Supreme Court appointment!

For heaven's sake, Donovan, put a sock in it. You have demonstrated time and
time again that you couldn't find your butt in the dark with both hands tied
behind your back. I have read the 911 Commission Report. I've read Richard
Clark's "Against All Enemies." I keep up with current events. Am I a
terrorism expert? Hell no. I'm an interested citizen with a library card.

Now, get a grip on yourself, Donovan - a different grip. Let go of what
you've currently got in your hands, reach up about three feet, and grab your
tongue instead. I will thank you, Sunil will thank you, and your poor
relatives (at least those who are obliged to live here in Moscow) will thank
you. You are tarnishing the Arnold name; you really are. As if old Benedict
hadn't done enough . . .

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.joanopyr.com

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