[Vision2020] My marvelous expertise

[Art Deco]

Joan, et al,

Of practical significance is the question of Donovan's effect on the Mayor's race in the oncoming Moscow election?

How many votes will it cost front-runner Peg Hamlett to have Donovan's support?

How many votes will Nancy Chaney gain because of Donovan's bad-mouthing of her and his viciously persistent, argumentative style in support of Ms. Hamlett?

We all learned a lesson about Donovan's political effect on those he supports from Linda Pike's last campaign.

Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)
deco at moscow.com


  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Joan Opyr 
  To: Vision2020 Moscow 
  Sent: Monday, October 31, 2005 7:23 AM
  Subject: [Vision2020] My marvelous expertise


  So, Donovan has taken a class in terrorism (Really? From Osama himself?) and now he’s Richard Friggin’ Clark. This is Wilson-think at its best – instant expert; just add ego. Well, you can’t have the expert stage all to yourself, sonny boy. Here are some classes I’ve taken and my consequent expertise:

  Ballet – I’m better than Maria Tallchief
  Tap – I’m better than Fred Astaire
  Mathematics of Finance – Anyone need an uncertified CPA?
  French – Just call me Napoleon Bonaparte
  Guitar – ‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky
  Cello (2 lessons) – I put the “yo” in Yo-Yo Ma
  Tae Kwon Do – Given world enough and time, I could kick Jet Li’s ass
  Bailed my late brother-in-law out of jail -- Oh George, I'm ready for my Supreme Court appointment!

  For heaven’s sake, Donovan, put a sock in it. You have demonstrated time and time again that you couldn’t find your butt in the dark with both hands tied behind your back. I have read the 911 Commission Report. I’ve read Richard Clark’s “Against All Enemies.” I keep up with current events. Am I a terrorism expert? Hell no. I’m an interested citizen with a library card.

  Now, get a grip on yourself, Donovan – a different grip. Let go of what you’ve currently got in your hands, reach up about three feet, and grab your tongue instead. I will thank you, Sunil will thank you, and your poor relatives (at least those who are obliged to live here in Moscow) will thank you. You are tarnishing the Arnold name; you really are. As if old Benedict hadn’t done enough . . .

  Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
  www.joanopyr.com



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