[Vision2020] Bridget loves Bernie, Phil?

[Joan Opyr]

Yes, Phil, I did marry a Quaker woman in a Christian Church -- the 
Community Congregational Church of Christ in Pullman, to be exact.  
That was in the year 1996, before I made the decision to convert to the 
religion of my patriarchal ancestors.  I had been considering 
conversion for some years, but I wasn't certain until late in 1996.  
Why 1996?  Why not?  Why am I telling you this?  Hell if I know.  It's 
none of your business.

What doesn't seem to be getting through to you, Phil, is that you are 
not the arbiter of my faith.  You don't get to pick my God or my form 
of worship.  You are not the Holy Regulator.  You're a constipated 
cricket, chirping in the night.  Stop rubbing your nasty legs together, 
put some Metamucil in your beer, and go to bed.

Over and out,

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.joanopyr.com