[Vision2020] Montana AssWhoopin'

[David M. Budge]

Joan,

Don't you know you can't hurt a punching bag?

 But you're invited to come to Montana (and Melynda and Brother Carl 
too.)  I'll cook you one of the best meals you've ever had (if your 
really nice I'll take the three days it takes to make my special Coq au 
Vin.)  Introduce you to my wife, son and five daughters (aka the 
muddlings) and attempt to beat the boots off of you in Scrabble (that of 
course will be a challenge due to my LD, but I'll give it a good 'ol 
Montana try.) 

And if that's not punishment enough, I force you to listen to my 
extensive collection of West Coast and Be-bop jazz.

And if you're still standing after that, I'll force you to raft the 
Blackfoot River and stalk the ever elusive wild Montana Bull Trout with 
a fly rod.

Really, I mean it.  I really do. So take that, buster!

As to the Buckley thing, well.. sorry.  I calls as I sees 'em.

db

ps. I've got to warn you though.  I have a  kind of Tourette's syndrome 
that causes random outburst of Heyak, Friedman and Von Mises.  You need 
to know this in advance so you don't take it personally.

 
Joan Opyr wrote:

> Dave Budge writes:
>
> "I never said we were in general accord (although we're much closer 
> than you seem to think.)  I said you are in general accord with 
> William F. Buckley, Jr, etc., etc.
>
> ...and you are."
>  
>  
> You take that back right this minute, David Budge, or I will hop into 
> my '76 Suburban, drive straight to Montana, and kick your sorry, 
> lying, slandering ass.  Boy, you'll be tasting my boot leather for a 
> month of Sundays.  Your grandchildren will be born with 
> headaches.  It'll hurt, Dave; it'll hurt real bad.  I'm not going to 
> open a six-pack of whoop-ass on you; I'm going to crack a keg.  Pow, 
> Dave, right to the moon!
>  
> The only thing William F. Buckley, Jr., and I have ever agreed about 
> is that Pat Buckley is HOT! 
>  
> Mercy,
>  
> Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
> www.auntie-establishmentcom <http://www.auntie-establishment.com>
>  
>
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