[Vision2020] Re: rubbing their noses in it

[debismith at moscow.com]

How about the ammonia/water laden squirt gun? Works on dogs and cats.....cats are 
smart enough to figure out there is a person behind the "God Gun", but dogs and 
spitters seem really baffled by this....
Debi


From:           	"Jennifer McFarland" <jmcfarland at latah.id.us>
To:             	"'Joan Opyr'" <auntiestablishment at hotmail.com>,
  	"'Vision2020 Moscow'" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
Subject:        	RE: [Vision2020] Re: rubbing their noses in it
Date sent:      	Thu, 10 Feb 2005 11:29:35 -0800
Copies to:      	
Joan,
How about, "Stop, or I'll yell 'stop' again!"  It works for me!  I'm sure
the Kleenex thing would probably get you cited for littering.  Best let the
boys in blue take care of those dangerous spitters, little lady.  Oh, wait,
I take that back.  I keep forgetting to check my irony at the door when I go
into the office.  But, I know who I'm coming after if I hear of a
drive-by-sneezing today.  Watch out there, Rebel-Woman.
Jennie
 
 

Jennifer L. McFarland
Detective/Public Information Officer
Latah County Sheriff's Office
PO Box 8068
Moscow, Idaho 83843
(208) 882-2216

Truth is the summit of being; justice is the application of it to affairs.
***Ralph Waldo Emerson


-----Original Message-----
From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com]
On Behalf Of Joan Opyr
Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005 11:21
To: Vision2020 Moscow
Subject: [Vision2020] Re: rubbing their noses in it


But Officer McFarland,
 
Wouldn't rubbing the perp's nose in his own "Idaho blow" constitute some
form of assault, if only an assault on the senses?  Not that I'm not game to
try -- I do have one whole semester of Tae Kwon Do under my belt.  (Ouch.
No pun intended.)
 
I think perhaps pelting spitters, blowers, and other loogie-harkers with big
wads of Kleenex might better get the point across.  While it's not quite the
non-violent confrontation approach that Melynda and other Quakers advocate,
I reckon I could get away with it.  Still, must I put away my cuffs?  How am
I going to get these miscreants to stand still?  By asking politely?  I
think not -- in my book, The Code of Auntie Establishment, there's no
difference between spitting on the street and peeing on a fire hydrant.
Either way, you're a dirty dog. 
 
Joan/Auntie

----- Original Message -----
From: Jennifer McFarland
Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005 10:53 AM
To: 'Joan Opyr'; 'David M. Budge'
Cc: 'Vision2020 Moscow'
Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Re: Well, It ain't plumbing
 
Joan,
I don't think spitting is an arrestable offense--unless you spit on a person
(bio-hazard, ostensibly), so I'd put my cuffs down if I were you.  As for
shooting them . . .well, unless you've got the Nerf Jimmy Dart Gun you might
have to tame your itch.  Too bad you can't just rub their noses in it like I
do with my cats when they do something bad . . .
--Jennie


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