[Vision2020] How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom (Humor)

[Carl Westberg]

Quite possibly another way to annoy at least some people on Vision 2020 is 
to offer up, totally apropos of nothing, a really bad pun.  Like this one:  
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which 
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.  He also ate very 
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from 
bad breath.  This made him......A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by 
halitosis.......I'm sure this annoyed someone.  At least I hope so.          
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                           Carl Westberg Jr.


>From: John D <johnd550 at yahoo.com>
>To: vision2020 at moscow.com
>Subject: Re: [Vision2020] How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom (Humor)
>Date: Mon, 12 Dec 2005 21:16:31 -0800 (PST)
>
>heirdoug at netscape.net wrote:
>
>   > How to annoy everyone on Vision 2020
>
>   How Doug Farris could be a good christian:
>
>   1. Leviticus 19:16-18, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2019:16-18;&version=9;
>   2. Proverbs 24:28, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs%2024:28;&version=9;
>   3. Proverbs 3:29, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs%203:29;&version=9;
>   4. Matthew 22:39, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2022:39;&version=9;
>   5. Matthew 5:44, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%205:44;&version=9;
>   6. Matthew 7:1, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%207:1;&version=9;
>   7. Mark 12:31, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%2012:31;&version=9;
>   8. Luke 6:27, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%206:27;&version=9;
>   9. Luke 6:31, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%206:31;&version=9;
>   10. Luke 6:35, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%206:35;&version=9;
>   11. Luke 6:37, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%206:37;&version=9;
>   12. Luke 10:27, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%2010:27;&version=9;
>   13. John 13:34, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2013:34;&version=9;
>   14. John 15:12, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2015:12;&version=9;
>   15. John 15:17, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2015:17;&version=9;
>   16. Romans 12:10, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%2012:10;&version=9;
>   17. Romans 12:19-21, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%2012:19-21;&version=9;
>   18. Romans 13:8-10, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%2013:8-10;&version=9;
>   19. Romans 14:13, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%2014:13;&version=9;
>   20. Galatians 5:14, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Galatians%205:14;&version=9;
>   21. Ephisians 4:31-32, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ephesians%204:31-32;&version=9;
>   22. Philippians 2:3, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Philippians%202:3;&version=9;
>   23. Colossians 3:8, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Colossians%203:8;&version=9;
>   24. Colossians 3:12-13, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Colossians%203:12-13;&version=9;
>   25. Titus 3:2, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Titus%203:2;&version=9;
>   26. Hebrews 13:1, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hebrews%2013:1;&version=9;
>   27. James 2:8, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=James%202:8;&version=9;
>   28. James 4:12, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=James%204:12;&version=9;
>   29. 1 Peter 2:1, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Peter%202:1;&version=9;
>   30. 1 Peter 3:8-11, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Peter%203:8-11;&version=9;
>   31. 1 John 4:7-8, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20John%204:7-8;&version=9;
>   32. 2 John 1:5, 
>http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20John%201:5;&version=9;
>
>
>
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