[Spam] Re: [Vision2020] How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom (Humor)

[lfalen]

Your item 11 reminds me of a quote by Calvin Coolidge. When asked why he didn't have much to say, he replied " It is better to be thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt".

Roger
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From: heirdoug at netscape.net
Date: Mon, 12 Dec 2005 20:36:49 -0800
To: thansen at moscow.com
Subject: [Spam] Re: [Vision2020] How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom (Humor)

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> How to annoy everyone on Vision 2020:
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> 1.                  Always write profusely about any thing having to do with toilet humor.
> 2.                  Never stop droning on and on and on and on about the lack of compassion of City officials or the gall of Dan Mack!
> 3.                  Talk non stop about your lack-luster days in the US Army as a Jeep driver.
> 4.                  Always act and look like your important when in fact you are the most boring person in the world.
> 5.                  Be an offensive twit as often as one can in order to win the Twit Race on Monty Python.
> 6.                  Continue to try and live vicariously through other more important and relevant people.
> 7.                  Never clean your pocket protector.
> 8.                  Use an abundant amount of Bril-Cream!
> 9.                  Keep track of everything of un-importance on a personal web site and then give updates on a fifth rate public forum over and over again.
> 10.               "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."
> 11.               Claim to know a little bit about everything in order to be in the 'in' crowd and then prove one's ignorance by opening one's mouth!
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