[Vision2020] How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom (Humor)

[heirdoug at netscape.net]

How to annoy everyone on Vision 2020:
 
1.                  Always write profusely about any thing having to do with toilet humor.
2.                  Never stop droning on and on and on and on about the lack of compassion of City officials or the gall of Dan Mack!
3.                  Talk non stop about your lack-luster days in the US Army as a Jeep driver.
4.                  Always act and look like your important when in fact you are the most boring person in the world.
5.                  Be an offensive twit as often as one can in order to win the Twit Race on Monty Python.
6.                  Continue to try and live vicariously through other more important and relevant people.
7.                  Never clean your pocket protector.
8.                  Use an abundant amount of Bril-Cream!
9.                  Keep track of everything of un-importance on a personal web site and then give updates on a fifth rate public forum over and over again.
10.               "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."
11.               Claim to know a little bit about everything in order to be in the 'in' crowd and then prove one's ignorance by opening one's mouth!
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