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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif">How to annoy everyone on Vision 2020:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">1.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Always write profusely about any thing having to do with toilet humor.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">2.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Never stop droning on and on and on and on about the lack of compassion of City officials or the gall of Dan Mack!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">3.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Talk non stop about your lack-luster days in the US Army as a Jeep driver.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">4.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Always act and look like your important when in fact you are the most boring person in the world.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">5.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Be an offensive twit as often as one can in order to win the Twit Race on Monty Python.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">6.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Continue to try and live vicariously through other more important and relevant people.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">7.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Never clean your pocket protector.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">8.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Use an abundant amount of Bril-Cream!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">9.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Keep track of everything of un-importance on a personal web site and then give updates on a fifth rate public forum over and over again.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.75in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .75in"><FONT face="times new roman, times, serif"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">11.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN>Claim to know a little bit about everything in order to be in the 'in' crowd and then prove one's ignorance by opening one's mouth!</FONT></DIV></DIV><!-- end of AOLMsgPart_0_c6fceb99-5e21-4c53-b031-2a71c17b889b --></DIV></DIV></DIV>
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