[Vision2020] Green Envy and Spam

[Joan Opyr]

Dear Visionaries,

This is a little poem for those of you who have written to me offlist 
to say that Dale Courtney is at it again.  He's telling the world that 
I'm a god-hating commie pinko hypocrite lesbian with a bad case of 
scurvy, no understanding of the world, no genuine interest in the poor, 
and no chance of ever -- EVER -- being homecoming queen.  While I 
appreciate your outrage (and your desire to keep me informed) I have to 
say, I just don't care.  No, better than that; frankly, my dears, I 
don't give a damn.  Here's a little poem, with apologies to the late 
Dr. Seuss, that sums up my sentiments about http://right-mind.us:

My many friends express concern
About poor Dale's attempts to burn
My ego, wit, good sense and reputation.

But please don't fret, dear friends of mine,
I don't read Dale's blog,
I don't have time.
I don't care what he thinks,
What he writes,
Or what bile he spews.

I do not read Dale Courtney's blog,
I would not read it with a dog,
I would not read it in the mist,
Not if I were sober,
Not if I were pissed.

I would not read it with a torch,
In the backyard or on the porch,
I would not read it here or there,
I would not read it anywhere.

I would not read it with Ms. Jolie,
Dale cannot get the better of me.
I would not read it with Claude Raines,
Why should I?  Dale has no brains.

I would not read it on crack cocaine,
On heroin, or cheap champagne.
I would not read Dale Courtney's blog,
It's a waste of time,
He needs a job!

I'm sure he gets a certain thrill,
When he posts his trash
And writes his swill.

But I will not add to Dale's blog hits,
That's not where I go to look at tits.

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.joanopyr.com

PS: I know that I'm WAY over my 2020 post limit today, and I apologize. 
  Tomorrow, I shall be as silent as the tomb, I promise.  I'll take my 
crabby stick outside and beat the tar out of an old tin can or 
something.
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