[Vision2020] A Little Mid-Week Humor

[Tom Hansen]

Ladies Bumper Stickers - 
 
So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. 

God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends. 

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips. 

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog. 

Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things Are Just Better Rich. 

Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen 

Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It. 

Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time. 

Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win. 

Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not. 

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.

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Take care.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
UI '96

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, a drink in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO. What a ride!'"