[Vision2020] More blood for oil

[Phil Nisbet]

Dear list

Since the GOP is consistantly accused of supporting wars for oil, maybe its 
time to pull off the gloves and insist that we actually have one.

Canada and Norway are the best potential places to acquire oil production 
and reserves which would solve many of our current oil shortfalls.  
Therefore we should declare war on them.

As a general pretext for war, we should note that the Canadians do not 
worship the great flying spagehti Monster and have consistantly refused to 
sacrafice chickens (In an approved kosher manner of course) prior to holding 
their council meetings.  Many Canadians have been known to have downtown 
schools, say eh a lot and to make better beer than we do.

And Norway?  Hey, we should invade them just to get them to stop saying 
offta!  And what the heck is with that ludifisk anyway, worse than kimchi. . 
.

And at least our troops could date the local girls without fear of being 
sowen into a camels belly.  And both of those countries have resources other 
than oil and sand and camels.

I am of course willing to compromise and declare war on them in the name of 
Zot the Giant Earwig, creator of chaos and champion of the oppressed driver, 
but lets get on with it and invade.

Phil Nisbet

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