[Vision2020] Apply the oxygen mask

DonaldH675 at aol.com DonaldH675 at aol.com
Wed Apr 20 13:57:52 PDT 2005


The Problem:  _http://dougwils.com/_ (http://dougwils.com/) :  Takes The 
Breath Away: Moscow's Diversity Cleansing
 
A Possible Remedy:
Short of breath, gulping for air, turning blue?  Try an extraordinary  new 
oxygen delivery system called Obeythelaw Oxygen Mask. OOM is  made by the 
grassroots manufacturing organization,  Atsirelotni, Inc.   Please note the product 
usage directions  below to avoid any undesirable side effects.
 
1.    Take responsibility for actions and  decisions prior to needing oxygen 
mask.  Don't ignore  local zoning and occupancy laws,  state property tax 
exemption statues, or  applicable 501(c)(3) regulations.  If violations of these 
codes are  noted by alert citizens, act immediately.  Place mask over nose and  
mouth and inhale deeply.  Obeythelaw Oxygen goes directly to the brain  and 
helps to clear up mental fuzziness.  In particular, it has been  shown to be 
useful in dispelling cranial clusters of galloping grandiosity,  neo-confederate 
thought patterns,  and the advanced stages of unearned  privilege and 
entitlement.
 
2.    Don't offer to share this product  with others.  Obeythelaw is 
primarily intended  for ethically impaired adults.  The school board of St. Mary's  
School and the those who live in the adjacent neighborhood are not in need of  
this product.
 
3.    Frequent use of Obeythelaw may result in  significant personality 
changes.  Clinical trials demonstrate  a notable decrease in the use of self-pity 
and false claims of  victimization.  Future investigations of the product are 
targeted at  measuring changes in the patient's use of false analogies,  and 
other deceptive rhetorical stunts. 
 
4.    Carry your mask with you at all  times.  The Obeythelaw oxygen mask, if 
used several times a  day,  (particularly when making management or 
organizational  decisions) has been shown to be an effective remedy against legal  
problems.
 
5.    This product is not available in any  drugstore.  Ethical behavior is 
matter of conscience and is not  for sale.   
 
 
 
 
 
 
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