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<DIV>The Problem: <A href="http://dougwils.com/">http://dougwils.com/</A>:
<EM>Takes The Breath Away: Moscow's Diversity Cleansing</EM></DIV>
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<DIV>A Possible Remedy:</DIV>
<DIV>Short of breath, gulping for air, turning blue? Try an extraordinary
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made by the grassroots manufacturing organization,
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below to avoid any undesirable side effects.</DIV>
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<DIV>1. <STRONG><U>Take responsibility for actions and
decisions prior to needing oxygen mask.</U></STRONG> Don't ignore
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applicable 501(c)(3) regulations. If violations of these codes are
noted by alert citizens, act immediately. Place mask over nose and
mouth and inhale deeply. Obeythelaw Oxygen goes directly to the brain
and helps to clear up mental fuzziness. In particular, it has been
shown to be useful in dispelling cranial clusters of galloping grandiosity,
neo-confederate thought patterns, and the advanced stages of unearned
privilege and entitlement.</DIV>
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<DIV>2. <STRONG><U> Don't offer to share this product
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for ethically impaired adults. The school board of St. Mary's
School and the those who live in the adjacent neighborhood are not in need of
this product.</DIV>
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<DIV>3. <STRONG>Frequent use of Obeythelaw may result in
significant personality changes</STRONG>. Clinical trials demonstrate
a notable decrease in the use of self-pity and false claims of
victimization. Future investigations of the product are targeted at
measuring changes in the patient's use of false analogies,
and other deceptive rhetorical stunts. </DIV>
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<DIV>4. <STRONG>Carry your mask with you at all
times</STRONG>. The Obeythelaw oxygen mask, if used several times a
day, (particularly when making management or organizational
decisions) has been shown to be an effective remedy against legal
problems.</DIV>
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<DIV>5. <STRONG>This product is not available in any
drugstore</STRONG>. Ethical behavior is matter of conscience and is not
for sale. </DIV>
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