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[thansen at moscow.com]

Again (as I did privately) -

My apologies.

Tom "who understands what 'off list' means" Hansen
Moscow, Idaho


> 
> Tom, I am no prude, far from it. However, this latest post of yours, I feel 
is in very
> poor 
> taste. People nationwide peek in this site for a glimpse to our town.  Save 
the f*******
> for 
> your bedroom, if you please. 
> 
> You could have very easily posted a “teaser” with the link to the rest of 
this.
> 
> Shame.
> 
> Janesta Carcich Sullivan
> Private Citizen
> 
> 
> 
> > All right. That's it, it's time for New Rules. Ready? 
> > 
> > New Rule: Stop saying over and over, "he can run, but he can't hide" about 
John 
> > Kerry, since it's the exact same thing you said about Osama bin Laden, who 
> > clearly can hide. Boy, can he hide. We can't find him with cruise missiles, 
> > satellites, or million dollar bribes. Although oddly enough, he is 
reachable 
> > through classmates.com. 
> > 
> > New Rule: Mount St. Helens has to either blow up or shut up. We get it, 
you're 
> > America's celebrity volcano. I say we kill two divas with one stone, and 
the 
> > next time Mount St. Helens starts to blow... we throw Paris Hilton in it! 
> > Racist... bitch. Did you hear that shit? 
> > 
> > New Rule: The Bravo network has to come out of the closet. First it 
was "Boy 
> > Meets Boy," then "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," and now they're newest 
> > offering, "Manhunt," where male models skydive in their underwear. Hey, one 
> > sign your network may be gay is when it's literally raining men. You know, 
one 
> > guy actually tried to score with another guy in mid-air, but his chute 
wouldn't 
> > open. [long beat] Okay... 
> > 
> > New Rule: No puppet fucking. The "South Park" guys have a new movie 
> > called "Team America," which features graphic sex scenes between 
marionettes. 
> > Hey, you know what? If I had any interest in wooden sex with strings 
attached, 
> > I'd get married. 
> > 
> > New Rule: And this is the hardest New Rule I have ever had to deliver, and 
I 
> > know a lot of you aren't going to like this, but here it is. Let Bush win! 
I'm 
> > sorry. I know it's terrible to say that. But like every other swing voter 
in 
> > America, I got to think about the issues that are important to me. And to 
me 
> > the most important issue is... having an erratic jackass in the White 
House! 
> > 
> > "Rocky 3" isn't any good if he doesn't have Mr. T to fight with. A 
satirical 
> > tackling dummy like George Bush doesn't grow on trees. Without Bush, who 
will 
> > America's schoolchildren have to look down on? And folks, this isn't just 
me, 
> > you might ask yourselves, without George Bush around, where does the hate 
go? 
> > 
> > Folks, I see the catharsis in a live audience every time I ridicule our 
> > president when I do my stand-up on the road - as I will be Friday, November 
> > 12th, at Eastern Michigan University in Ypsilanti. A hate, like Bush, only 
> > comes once in a lifetime. And when it walks through the door, you grab it 
and 
> > hold on tight, and never let it go. Without George Bush, my job will be... 
> > hard. 
> > 
> > It'll be hard work! I'll have to search both internets. Therefore, for the 
next 
> > three weeks, I will be formally working for the re-election of the 
president, 
> > who I probably have been too hard on anyway! I mean, come on, we all make 
> > mistakes! Who amongst us hasn't bombed the wrong country, or united the 
world 
> > against us. We're all human! 
> > 
> > We try to learn from our mistakes by never acknowledging them, and then 
moving 
> > on. So... So, come on, liberals! Join me in getting behind... George Bush. 
Huh? 
> > Aw, come on, let's stay the course! The world is safer without Saddam, you 
> > can't deny that one! Flip-flopper, he's a flip-flopper. 
> > 
> > All right, it's lame, but... but what about values? Real estate values? 
Please! 
> > People! I have a mortgage, okay?: I have a family to feed. Not a family, 
but 
> > people who call me daddy, it's the same thing. What do you want from me?! 
Do 
> > you want me to say it out loud? Fine! I'll say it! I need George Bush! 
Please 
> > let him win this election. If for no other reason than for once in his 
life, he 
> > should have to clean up his own mess! Thank you very much. 
> > 
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