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[jsullivan at moscow.com]

Tom, I am no prude, far from it. However, this latest post of yours, I feel is in very
poor 
taste. People nationwide peek in this site for a glimpse to our town.  Save the f*******
for 
your bedroom, if you please. 

You could have very easily posted a “teaser” with the link to the rest of this.

Shame.

Janesta Carcich Sullivan
Private Citizen



> All right. That's it, it's time for New Rules. Ready? 
> 
> New Rule: Stop saying over and over, "he can run, but he can't hide" about John 
> Kerry, since it's the exact same thing you said about Osama bin Laden, who 
> clearly can hide. Boy, can he hide. We can't find him with cruise missiles, 
> satellites, or million dollar bribes. Although oddly enough, he is reachable 
> through classmates.com. 
> 
> New Rule: Mount St. Helens has to either blow up or shut up. We get it, you're 
> America's celebrity volcano. I say we kill two divas with one stone, and the 
> next time Mount St. Helens starts to blow... we throw Paris Hilton in it! 
> Racist... bitch. Did you hear that shit? 
> 
> New Rule: The Bravo network has to come out of the closet. First it was "Boy 
> Meets Boy," then "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," and now they're newest 
> offering, "Manhunt," where male models skydive in their underwear. Hey, one 
> sign your network may be gay is when it's literally raining men. You know, one 
> guy actually tried to score with another guy in mid-air, but his chute wouldn't 
> open. [long beat] Okay... 
> 
> New Rule: No puppet fucking. The "South Park" guys have a new movie 
> called "Team America," which features graphic sex scenes between marionettes. 
> Hey, you know what? If I had any interest in wooden sex with strings attached, 
> I'd get married. 
> 
> New Rule: And this is the hardest New Rule I have ever had to deliver, and I 
> know a lot of you aren't going to like this, but here it is. Let Bush win! I'm 
> sorry. I know it's terrible to say that. But like every other swing voter in 
> America, I got to think about the issues that are important to me. And to me 
> the most important issue is... having an erratic jackass in the White House! 
> 
> "Rocky 3" isn't any good if he doesn't have Mr. T to fight with. A satirical 
> tackling dummy like George Bush doesn't grow on trees. Without Bush, who will 
> America's schoolchildren have to look down on? And folks, this isn't just me, 
> you might ask yourselves, without George Bush around, where does the hate go? 
> 
> Folks, I see the catharsis in a live audience every time I ridicule our 
> president when I do my stand-up on the road - as I will be Friday, November 
> 12th, at Eastern Michigan University in Ypsilanti. A hate, like Bush, only 
> comes once in a lifetime. And when it walks through the door, you grab it and 
> hold on tight, and never let it go. Without George Bush, my job will be... 
> hard. 
> 
> It'll be hard work! I'll have to search both internets. Therefore, for the next 
> three weeks, I will be formally working for the re-election of the president, 
> who I probably have been too hard on anyway! I mean, come on, we all make 
> mistakes! Who amongst us hasn't bombed the wrong country, or united the world 
> against us. We're all human! 
> 
> We try to learn from our mistakes by never acknowledging them, and then moving 
> on. So... So, come on, liberals! Join me in getting behind... George Bush. Huh? 
> Aw, come on, let's stay the course! The world is safer without Saddam, you 
> can't deny that one! Flip-flopper, he's a flip-flopper. 
> 
> All right, it's lame, but... but what about values? Real estate values? Please! 
> People! I have a mortgage, okay?: I have a family to feed. Not a family, but 
> people who call me daddy, it's the same thing. What do you want from me?! Do 
> you want me to say it out loud? Fine! I'll say it! I need George Bush! Please 
> let him win this election. If for no other reason than for once in his life, he 
> should have to clean up his own mess! Thank you very much. 
> 
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