[Vision2020] The New and Improved St. Andrews
Joan Opyr
auntiestablishment@hotmail.com
Thu, 13 May 2004 17:15:26 -0700
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Tom asks:
>I wonder what the enrollment requirements are at NISA (New and Improved =
St. =20
>Andrews). Are you there, Joan or Carl?
I'm here, Tom. Carl, my co-conspirator, is on an out-of-body reconnaissa=
nce mission; he's floating over the NSA building in hope of gleaning some=
insight into just how Doug and his fellow dons have managed to attract a=
ll of those MENSA candidates to their unaccredited college. Six thousand=
a year for tuition at The Wilson Family School of Neo-Luddite Learning? =
Deal us in! (Sorry. Those casino references will sneak in there. Bad,=
bad Joan. I hereby sentence myself to twenty-one spanks. Hit me!) =20
To answer your question, I will of course need to consult with Carl, but =
as far as I'm concerned the chief requirements for NISA enrollment are gu=
llibility and a Visa card. SAT, ACT, and IQ optional. In fact, I think =
having a measurable IQ might be a significant hindrance. We wouldn't wan=
t prospective applicants to notice that most of the faculty at NISA are r=
elated. It's very important that we preserve the illusion that there's a=
difference between going to college and going to Georgia.
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<HTML><BODY STYLE=3D"font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>Tom asks:</DIV=
> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>>I wonder what the enrollment requirements ar=
e at NISA (New and Improved St. <BR>>Andrews). Are you there, Jo=
an or Carl?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I'm here, Tom.=
Carl, my co-conspirator, is on an out-of-body recon=
naissance mission; he's floating over the NSA building in =
hope of gleaning some insight into just how Doug and his fellow=
dons have managed to attract all of those MENSA candidates to their unac=
credited college. Six thousand a year for tuition at The Wilso=
n Family School of Neo-Luddite Learning? Deal us in! (Sorry.&=
nbsp; Those casino references will sneak in there. Bad, bad Joan.&n=
bsp; I hereby sentence myself to twenty-one spanks. Hit me!) &=
nbsp;<BR></DIV> <DIV>To answer your question, I will of course need to co=
nsult with Carl, but as far as I'm concerned the chief requirements =
for NISA enrollment are gullibility and a Visa card. SAT, ACT, and =
IQ optional. In fact, I think having a measurable IQ might be =
a significant hindrance. We wouldn't want prospective applican=
ts to notice that most of the faculty at NISA are related. It'=
s very important that we preserve the illusion that there's a difference =
between going to college and going to Georgia.</DIV> <DIV> </DI=
V> <DIV>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment <BR></DIV></BODY></HTML=
><br clear=3Dall><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download :=
<a href=3D'http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>
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