[Vision2020] The New and Improved St. Andrews

Joan Opyr auntiestablishment@hotmail.com
Thu, 13 May 2004 17:15:26 -0700


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Tom asks:

>I wonder what the enrollment requirements are at NISA (New and Improved =
St. =20
>Andrews).  Are you there, Joan or Carl?


I'm here, Tom.  Carl, my co-conspirator, is on an out-of-body reconnaissa=
nce mission; he's floating over the NSA building in hope of gleaning some=
 insight into just how Doug and his fellow dons have managed to attract a=
ll of those MENSA candidates to their unaccredited college.  Six thousand=
 a year for tuition at The Wilson Family School of Neo-Luddite Learning? =
 Deal us in!  (Sorry.  Those casino references will sneak in there.  Bad,=
 bad Joan.  I hereby sentence myself to twenty-one spanks.  Hit me!)  =20

To answer your question, I will of course need to consult with Carl, but =
as far as I'm concerned the chief requirements for NISA enrollment are gu=
llibility and a Visa card.  SAT, ACT, and IQ optional.  In fact, I think =
having a measurable IQ might be a significant hindrance.  We wouldn't wan=
t prospective applicants to notice that most of the faculty at NISA are r=
elated.  It's very important that we preserve the illusion that there's a=
 difference between going to college and going to Georgia.

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&nbsp; Carl, my co-conspirator,&nbsp;is&nbsp;on an out-of-body&nbsp;recon=
naissance mission; he's&nbsp;floating over the NSA&nbsp;building in&nbsp;=
hope of&nbsp;gleaning some insight into just how Doug and&nbsp;his fellow=
 dons have managed to attract all of those MENSA candidates to their unac=
credited college.&nbsp; Six thousand a year for tuition at The&nbsp;Wilso=
n Family School of Neo-Luddite Learning?&nbsp; Deal us in!&nbsp; (Sorry.&=
nbsp; Those casino references will sneak in there.&nbsp; Bad, bad Joan.&n=
bsp; I hereby sentence myself to twenty-one spanks.&nbsp; Hit me!)&nbsp;&=
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nsult with Carl, but as far as I'm concerned the chief requirements&nbsp;=
for NISA enrollment are gullibility and a Visa card.&nbsp; SAT, ACT, and =
IQ optional.&nbsp; In fact, I think having a measurable&nbsp;IQ might be =
a significant hindrance.&nbsp;&nbsp;We wouldn't want prospective applican=
ts to notice that&nbsp;most of the faculty at NISA are related.&nbsp; It'=
s very important that we preserve the illusion that there's a difference =
between&nbsp;going to college and going to Georgia.</DIV> <DIV>&nbsp;</DI=
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