[Vision2020] Re: UI Golfing vs. real educational support
   
    Joan Opyr
     
    auntiestablishment@hotmail.com
       
    Wed, 24 Mar 2004 11:24:48 -0800
    
    
  
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Rose says:
>Ms. Lund certainly put the club to the administrative ball(s) about the =
UI Golf program.  When I told my >brother about the program (and both he =
and my sister-in-law are graduates of UI) he nearly died >laughing, and t=
hen, incredulous was speechless.  Both Kevin and Lilah are committed golf=
ers who plan >European vacations around golf courses.  Nonetheless, the f=
act that UI would even have a golf >program was incredible to him, and it=
 is my hope will negatively impact any alumni $$$ UI hopes to jerk >out o=
f them.  Wonder if Linda Morris plays golf?  I am betting a big fat yes. =
 After all, marketing is her >field and it seems to fold "nicely" into ot=
her marketing decisions she has made.  I wonder how many golf >scholarshi=
ps are awarded annually at UI.  Does anyone know?
I can't answer this question, but let me add my incredulity to Rose and S=
aundra's.
Clearly, the UI is attempting a local monopoly on the Bad Plan curriculum=
  They've got some stiff competition from You-Know-Who, but President Sh=
ifty O'Badplan has appointed Dean Bucko Shortsighted and Vice Provost Glo=
ria S. Incoherency to head a Hatchet Committee, and they're way ahead in =
creating a brand new major, Dismantling Science.
They're not quite there yet.  Outsourcing, my friends, outsourcing.  The =
UI could save a fortune by simply dismissing the faculty, digging a big h=
ole in Boise, and asking students to throw their money on top of the $18 =
million already in it.  Hey, wait . . .
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Quick, someone!  Call Peterson's and Newsweek.  UI has the most successfu=
l marketing department in the Pacific Northwest.
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<HTML><BODY BGCOLOR=3D"#ffffff" STYLE=3D"font:10pt verdana; border:none;b=
ackground-color:#ffffff; "><DIV>Rose says:<BR><BR>>Ms. Lund certainly =
put the club to the administrative ball(s) about the UI Golf pr=
ogram.  When I told my >brother about the program (and both he an=
d my sister-in-law are graduates of UI) he nearly died >laughing, and =
then, incredulous was speechless.  Both Kevin and Lilah are&nbs=
p;committed golfers who plan >European vacations around golf courses.&=
nbsp; Nonetheless, the fact that UI would even have a golf >program wa=
s incredible to him, and it is my hope will negatively impact any alumni =
$$$ UI hopes to jerk >out of them.  Wonder if Linda Morris plays =
golf?  I am betting a big fat yes.  After all, marketing is her=
 >field and it seems to fold "nicely" into other marketing decisions s=
he has made.  I wonder how many golf >scholarships are awarded an=
nually at UI.  Does anyone know?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I can'=
t answer this question, but let me add my incredulity to Rose and Sa=
undra's.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Clearly, the UI is attempting a&nbs=
p;local monopoly on the Bad Plan curriculum.  They've got some =
stiff competition from You-Know-Who, but President Shifty O'Badplan&=
nbsp;has appointed Dean Bucko Shortsighted and Vice Provost Glo=
ria S. Incoherency to head a Hatchet Committee, and they're way ahea=
d in creating a brand new major, Dismantling Science.</DIV> <DI=
V> </DIV> <DIV>They're not quite there yet.  Outsourcing, =
my friends, outsourcing.  The UI could save a fortune by simply=
 dismissing the faculty, digging a big hole in Boise, and asking stu=
dents to throw their money on top of the $18 million already in it.&=
nbsp; Hey, wait . . .</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Quick, someone!  =
Call Peterson's and Newsweek.  UI has the most successful marketing =
department in the Pacific Northwest.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Joan Op=
yr/Auntie Establishment      </DIV></BODY><=
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