[Vision2020] Church garb
Joan Opyr
auntiestablishment@hotmail.com
Sat, 20 Mar 2004 08:06:44 -0800
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>Like, thanks! I am so totally amped that I will soon be influencing poli=
cy
>and maybe even fashion! Speaking of fashion, do you and Her Holiness Joa=
n
>have your own special religious outfits? I commit several of the deadly
>sins every time I see the Pope's garb and pope-mobile. He is so cutting
>edge! With that hat, I would ROCK!
I don't have a hat, but I do have a T-shirt. Have you not seen "You're N=
ot The Boss of Me: A Message from The Church of Auntie Establishment" on =
chests all over town? If you haven't, I'm stunned, though perhaps they'r=
e all in the wash.
BTW, church membership has now grown by 400%. Saundra joined back in Dec=
ember (and because she actually wears her T-shirt, I've decided to appoin=
t her Bishop of Moscow). Then my friend Richard, and my sister, and, jus=
t yesterday, I opened a plant church in New York City. My latest victim =
. . er, convert . . . has even agreed to tithe. She says the next time=
I'm on the East coast, the drinks are on her. In return, I've promised =
to perform the miracle of turning a gin and tonic into a glass of bare ic=
e as many times as her pocketbook can stand. Hallelujah with a twist of =
lime!
Pope Joan of The C of AE
PS: Top that one, Brother Carl. A hole in one is a miracle indeed, but c=
an you guarantee it? Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer down=
load : http://explorer.msn.com
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<HTML><BODY STYLE=3D"font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>>Like, than=
ks! I am so totally amped that I will soon be influencing policy<BR>>a=
nd maybe even fashion! Speaking of fashion, do you and Her Holiness Joan<=
BR>>have your own special religious outfits? I commit several of the d=
eadly<BR>>sins every time I see the Pope's garb and pope-mobile. He is=
so cutting<BR>>edge! With that hat, I would ROCK!</DIV> <DIV> </=
DIV> <DIV>I don't have a hat, but I do have a T-shirt. Have you not=
seen "You're Not The Boss of Me: A Message from The Church of Auntie Est=
ablishment" on chests all over town? If you haven't, I'm stunn=
ed, though perhaps they're all in the wash.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>=
BTW, church membership has now grown by 400%. Saundra joi=
ned back in December (and because she actually wears her T-shirt, I'=
ve decided to appoint her Bishop of Moscow). Then my friend Richard=
, and my sister, and, just yesterday, I opened a plant chu=
rch in New York City. My latest victim . . . er=
, convert . . . has even agreed to tithe. She says the next ti=
me I'm on the East coast, the drinks are on her. In retur=
n, I've promised to perform the miracle of turning a gin and tonic i=
nto a glass of bare ice as many times as her pocketbook can sta=
nd. Hallelujah with a twist of lime!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>P=
ope Joan of The C of AE</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>PS: Top that one, Br=
other Carl. A hole in one is a miracle indeed, but can you gua=
rantee it? <BR><BR><BR><BR></DIV></BO=
DY></HTML><br clear=3Dall><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer d=
ownload : <a href=3D'http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a>=
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