[Vision2020] Church garb
Art Deco aka W. Fox
deco@moscow.com
Sat, 20 Mar 2004 11:11:08 -0800
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I have a T that says "Heaven doesn't want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over."
Does that count?
Art Deco (Wayne Fox)
deco@moscow.com
----- Original Message -----
From: Joan Opyr
To: Vision2020 Moscow
Sent: Saturday, March 20, 2004 8:06 AM
Subject: [Vision2020] Church garb
>Like, thanks! I am so totally amped that I will soon be influencing
policy
>and maybe even fashion! Speaking of fashion, do you and Her Holiness Joan
>have your own special religious outfits? I commit several of the deadly
>sins every time I see the Pope's garb and pope-mobile. He is so cutting
>edge! With that hat, I would ROCK!
I don't have a hat, but I do have a T-shirt. Have you not seen "You're
Not The Boss of Me: A Message from The Church of Auntie Establishment" on
chests all over town? If you haven't, I'm stunned, though perhaps they're
all in the wash.
BTW, church membership has now grown by 400%. Saundra joined back in
December (and because she actually wears her T-shirt, I've decided to
appoint her Bishop of Moscow). Then my friend Richard, and my sister, and,
just yesterday, I opened a plant church in New York City. My latest victim
. . . er, convert . . . has even agreed to tithe. She says the next time
I'm on the East coast, the drinks are on her. In return, I've promised to
perform the miracle of turning a gin and tonic into a glass of bare ice as
many times as her pocketbook can stand. Hallelujah with a twist of lime!
Pope Joan of The C of AE
PS: Top that one, Brother Carl. A hole in one is a miracle indeed, but
can you guarantee it?
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<DIV>>Like, thanks! I am so totally amped that I will soon be =
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policy<BR>>and maybe even fashion! Speaking of fashion, do you and =
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Holiness Joan<BR>>have your own special religious outfits? I commit =
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of the deadly<BR>>sins every time I see the Pope's garb and =
pope-mobile. He=20
is so cutting<BR>>edge! With that hat, I would ROCK!</DIV>
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<DIV>I don't have a hat, but I do have a T-shirt. Have you not =
seen=20
"You're Not The Boss of Me: A Message from The Church of Auntie =
Establishment"=20
on chests all over town? If you haven't, I'm stunned, =
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perhaps they're all in the wash.</DIV>
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<DIV>BTW, church membership has now grown by =
400%. Saundra=20
joined back in December (and because she actually wears her =
T-shirt, I've=20
decided to appoint her Bishop of Moscow). Then my friend =
Richard,=20
and my sister, and, just yesterday, I opened a plant =
church=20
in New York City. My latest victim . . . er, =
convert=20
. . . has even agreed to tithe. She says the next time I'm =
on the=20
East coast, the drinks are on her. In return, I've =
promised to=20
perform the miracle of turning a gin and tonic into a =
glass of bare=20
ice as many times as her pocketbook can stand. Hallelujah =
with a=20
twist of lime!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Pope Joan of The C of AE</DIV>
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<DIV>PS: Top that one, Brother Carl. A hole in one is a =
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indeed, but can you guarantee it? =20
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