[Vision2020] Revealed! Edna's really Douglas Wilson

[Edna Wilmington]

Forum Members,

Before some aspiring techie posts a triumphalistic
message, I better confess:  Revealed: Doug's not Edna,
and Edna's not Doug, but Edna is A. Tad Nosey.  In the
spirit of Ms. Opyr, another attempt at satire.  This
time, I had to leave the warning off the subject line,
just for effect.

A tad over the line,

Edna Wilmington

--- "A. Tad Nosey" <atadnosey@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Visionaries,
> 
> As some of you science buffs undoubtedly know,
> depending upon the context of observation,
> sub-atomic
> particles can behave like waves or like localized
> particles.  This paradoxical duality astounds even
> some of the brightest scientists on earth.  Waves
> are
> extended and thus, can be observed in two places at
> once.  You see, the square of the wave function
> provides observers with the probability of finding
> the
> particles!
> 
> To illustrate this scientific phenomena while
> providing conclusive proof that dearly departed
> Douglas Wilson has been posing as "Edna Wilmington"
> on
> Vision 2020, Doug will post an eMail message from
> "Edna" to the Vision 2020 Forum... get this!...
> during
> his radiocast debate with Bill London on KUOI on
> Tuesday, January 27th, at 7:00PM.
> 
> At various times during the debate, Doug will post
> confusing commentary on his own and his opponent's
> statements in real time.  This will show how clever
> he
> can be at obfuscation and linquistic equivocation! 
> All of this will be done without the moderator,
> Michael Hayes, ever detecting it, which will show
> the
> cleric's uncanny ability to pull off
> never-before-seen
> magic tricks that he normally shows only to his cult
> followers on Sundays!  Now you'll all see why they
> can't resist his allure.
> 
> Listeners to the radio broadcast who are also
> members
> of Vision 2020 should watch their inboxes while they
> listen.  Skilled mathmeticians in the group are
> encouraged to try squaring the wave function at home
> while the trick is performed.  Just work out the
> formula, and voila! Proof! Edna's really Doug!
> 
> Cordially,
> A. Tad Nosey
> Press Secretary for Christ Church
> 
> 
> 
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