[Vision2020] Revealed! Edna's really Douglas Wilson

[A. Tad Nosey]

Visionaries,

As some of you science buffs undoubtedly know,
depending upon the context of observation, sub-atomic
particles can behave like waves or like localized
particles.  This paradoxical duality astounds even
some of the brightest scientists on earth.  Waves are
extended and thus, can be observed in two places at
once.  You see, the square of the wave function
provides observers with the probability of finding the
particles!

To illustrate this scientific phenomena while
providing conclusive proof that dearly departed
Douglas Wilson has been posing as "Edna Wilmington" on
Vision 2020, Doug will post an eMail message from
"Edna" to the Vision 2020 Forum... get this!... during
his radiocast debate with Bill London on KUOI on
Tuesday, January 27th, at 7:00PM.

At various times during the debate, Doug will post
confusing commentary on his own and his opponent's
statements in real time.  This will show how clever he
can be at obfuscation and linquistic equivocation! 
All of this will be done without the moderator,
Michael Hayes, ever detecting it, which will show the
cleric's uncanny ability to pull off never-before-seen
magic tricks that he normally shows only to his cult
followers on Sundays!  Now you'll all see why they
can't resist his allure.

Listeners to the radio broadcast who are also members
of Vision 2020 should watch their inboxes while they
listen.  Skilled mathmeticians in the group are
encouraged to try squaring the wave function at home
while the trick is performed.  Just work out the
formula, and voila! Proof! Edna's really Doug!

Cordially,
A. Tad Nosey
Press Secretary for Christ Church



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