[Vision2020] Is Zume's on the market? [Reposted since two originals did not appear.] New modest proposals

Art Deco aka W. Fox deco@moscow.com
Sun, 22 Feb 2004 11:20:34 -0800


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Saundra,

Suggestions for the business name of the establishment you propose for
replacing Zume:

Sex, Games, and Wine with Saint Andrews Watching

Games, Wine, and Sex Beneath Saint Andrews

I don't think these are stretches because many people believe that besides
having the brownest lips on the Palouse, Dean Roy Atwood of New Saint
Andrews is the biggest whore in town.


Some other business suggestions:

Using Delusions to Exploit People's Weaknesses While Making Millions  This
would be a Moscow Idaho Christ Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson company and
would vend his special expertise.

Beneath the Mature Spreaders  A farm machinery repair business that
recognizes the special properties of New Saint Andrews.

Fear City Academy  A school teaching how to use the fear of any alleged god
for her self-appointed agents to flimflam, control, intimidate, and to
manipulate people.

Breasts, Buns, and Barbells  A clothing optional personal fitness gym with
special one way mirrors on the ceiling so that New Saint Andrews students
and faculty could study what normal people do while naked.

Old Roy Dog Food Outlet  This dog food would not be the same as sold in
WalMart but would be manufactured from the tons of unsold Zume
uncomestibles.  It would be named after New Saint Andrews Dean Roy Atwood as
a reward for his dog-like fealty.  Another Douglas Wilson Company recycling
garbage.

Collegiate Reformed Steam Baths  A steam bath/short term small room rental
business where members of the gay community could mix with culties from
Christ Church and New Saint Andrews to explore their common, special
interests in a warm, steamy, supportive, Christian environment.  Cult Master
Douglas Wilson would make occasional visits disguised as Mark Spitz (at
least while clothed).



Wayne






----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Saundra Lund" <sslund@adelphia.net>
To: "'Art Deco'" <deco@moscow.com>; <vision2020@moscow.com>;
<DonaldH675@aol.com>
Sent: Friday, February 20, 2004 8:05 PM
Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Is Zume's on the market? [Reposted since two
originals did not appear.]


> Well, inquiring minds *do* want to know!
>
> Now that I've picked myself up off the floor from ROTFLOL over Mr. Fox's
> suggestions, I realize this could be a golden opportunity.  I would love
to
> own a small local business that could add to the character of our
community
> and provide a public service as well!
>
> However, I need a few questions answered first.
>
> Ms. Huskey asked an important question:  is there actual physical space
for
> sale, or would one be stuck leasing from that wolf in sheep's clothing or
> some arm of Wilson World?  While I might be interested in purchasing the
> space, I definitely wouldn't want to lease the space from people who think
> feminism, equal rights, and abortion are abominations.
>
> Second, whatever happened with Moscow's Great Safe Heist of 2004?  As a
> potential business owner, I'd want to make sure that whole thing had been
> satisfactorily resolved.  Were the culprits ever caught?  If not, then as
a
> prudent potential business owner, I'd have grave doubts about the safety
of
> my investment.  After all, I'd sure hate for my safe to sprout legs and
walk
> off unnoticed!
>
> Third, have there been any reports of hauntings in the building?  This
might
> sound a bit far out, but that building has apparently been cursed since
NSA
> took it over, what with the Great Safe Heist, the alleged vandalisms, and
> the failure of Zume.  I have to wonder if the Good Lord is trying to send
> them a message that they've got it all wrong.  Now, of course, a great
many
> of us in the community *know* Wilson World has it all wrong, but how wise
> would it be to start up a business in such close proximity to the target
of
> God's wrath???  According to Wilson World, one needs to look no further
than
> the South to see what happens when God gets really p*ssed.
>
> Finally, should someone commit a crime or become financially indebted to
me,
> would I have the autonomy to reject taking that person as a slave for
> restitution and rehabilitation, or would my business space be subject to
> Wilson World's theocratic worldview that slavery is mandated for
criminals,
> and any convict rejecting enslavement be put to death?  I will NOT get
> involved in slavery *or* executions!
>
> Assuming I receive favorable answers to my questions, then I have *just
the
> PERFECT* idea for a business to go into that space!  After much long &
hard
> thought about what would fit into the character of the building and the
> people there, as well as providing a form of entertainment currently
lacking
> for a segment of the community, I've hit on an idea.  Now, I'm not very
> creative by nature, so I'm hoping some of you here (perhaps Mr. Fox or Ms.
> Opyr) will be able to help me come up with a name for my future
> establishment, but here's My Idea . . .
>
> I think the location would be ideal for a nice little Poker/Blackjack
Parlor
> :-)  You know, a kind of reincarnation of the Morton Street House that
some
> of those (including some who are now "faculty") at NSA apparently had a
> particular fondness for  :-)  Now, Master Wilkins is no longer in the
area,
> but I think the venture would still be successful because other
participants
> are still around, and with all those from outside the community Wilson
World
> is attracting, there would be a guaranteed continual influx of interested
> new clients  :-)
>
> Due to legal restrictions, I couldn't serve alcohol to minors the way the
> Real Morton Street House did when they wanted more action/bigger stakes.
> However, I think those fine young men showed their true characters and
> attraction to the wilder side of life, and I've no reason to think the
women
> would be any different, so I don't think alcohol would be a necessity.
>
> Perhaps all the dealers could be Nicole Kidman <g> and Tom Cruise clones?
> And, I'm sure I could fix things up so that the inner workings of my
> business wouldn't be visible to the public, so perhaps topfree and low
rise
> clones would be a better draw than alcohol, anyway.  I'm pretty sure that
> idea would fly because the idiots who pushed for Moscow Ordinance 2002-13
> didn't think to regulate SOBs (sexually oriented businesses) because they
> were more worried about the effects of breasts than sex.
>
> But, IMHO, here's the *best* part of the business:  I wouldn't need to
worry
> about collecting gambling debts!  Christ Church would come up with the
money
> out of the church's General Fund to pay for the debts of any of their
flock
> just like they did with the Morton Street House!
>
> Of course, those folks might then be subject to enslavement by Wilson
World
> since, technically, they would be indebted to Wilson World, but . . . if
> that's their interpretation of the Bible, maybe I'd be doing them a favor
by
> giving them a means to pretend that they live in a theocracy.  After all,
> who am I to tell them  -- or their pastor --  they are just plain WRONG
> about their Biblical interpretation?  And, if when faced with the actual
> prospect of enslavement by Wilson World they decide they don't like it,
well
> . . . then I guess they can just be put to death since that's their
> interpretation (Deuteronomy 17:12; I Tim. 1: 8-11).
>
>
> Saundra Lund
> Moscow, ID
>
> The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do
> nothing.
> -Edmund Burke
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com] On
> Behalf Of Art Deco
> Sent: Friday, February 20, 2004 3:12 PM
> To: vision2020@moscow.com
> Subject: [Vision2020] Is Zume's on the market? [Reposted since two
originals
> did not appear.]
>
>
> Fellow Entrepreneurs:
>
> Rose Huskey has done an important community economic development service
by
> the suggestions in her latest posting requesting possible replacements for
> Zume.
>
> A few modest proposals:
>
> Whatever business goes into the allegedly soon-to-be-vacant space of Zume
> should recognize what a remarkable asset the other tenant in the building,
> New Saint Andrews College, is.  In that spirit the following preliminary
> suggestions are offered.  Those with ready capital to venture should
contact
> me via this list-serve.
>
> Butts under the Nuts  A smoke shop.
>
> A Touch of Sanity in a Building Run Amok  A mental health clinic.  This
> business would probably have a ready made clientele already in the
building.
>
> Ground Floor Degrees An over-the-counter/mail order degree factory.  Again
> this business might have an initial rush of business from those already in
> the building.
>
> Hot Crossed Buns  A bakery.  The thoughtful reader can make the connection
> with New Saint Andrews (hint: think Thomas Garfield).
>
> Rhetoric Masters  An off-shoot of New Saint Andrews where Nate Wilson and
> Ben Merkle could showcase and sell their world class skills at rhetoric
and
> logic.  Perhaps Christ Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson would condescend
to
> present an occasional seminar on writing historical fiction .
>
> Whores under the Bores  A modern partially web-based house of
prostitution.
> Not only might the other tenant of the building be a source for clients
but
> might also supply some employees.
>
>
> This suggestion just in from the gleeful chaps at Grimfriars' Howl.
>
> Don We now our Gay Apparel  A clothing store specializing in stylish
> fashions for those with alternative lifestyles.  A secret door and
changing
> closet will be provided for those New Saint Andrews students and faculty
> needing to secretly buy and wear these items in accordance with the old
> Christian hymn from which the store's title directly comes.
>
>
> Wayne Fox
>
>
>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>Saundra,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>Suggestions for the business name of the =
establishment=20
you propose for replacing Zume:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT face=3DVerdana>Sex, Games, and Wine with Saint =
Andrews=20
Watching</FONT></EM></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana><STRONG><EM>Games, Wine, and Sex Beneath Saint =

Andrews</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>I don't think these are stretches because many =
people=20
believe that besides having the brownest lips on the Palouse, Dean Roy =
Atwood of=20
New Saint Andrews is the biggest whore in town.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>Some other business suggestions:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana><STRONG><EM>Using Delusions to Exploit =
People's=20
Weaknesses&nbsp;While Making Millions</EM></STRONG>&nbsp; This would be =
a Moscow=20
Idaho Christ Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson company and would vend =
his=20
special expertise.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana><EM><STRONG>Beneath the Mature=20
Spreaders</STRONG></EM>&nbsp; A farm machinery repair business that =
recognizes=20
the special properties of New Saint Andrews.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana><STRONG><EM>Fear City =
Academy</EM></STRONG>&nbsp; A=20
school teaching how to use the fear of&nbsp;any alleged =
god&nbsp;for&nbsp;her=20
self-appointed agents to flimflam, control, intimidate, and to =
manipulate=20
people.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana><STRONG><EM>Breasts, Buns, and=20
Barbells</EM></STRONG>&nbsp; A clothing optional personal fitness gym =
with=20
special one way mirrors on the ceiling so that New Saint Andrews =
students and=20
faculty could study what normal people do while naked.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana><STRONG><EM>Old Roy Dog Food =
Outlet</EM></STRONG>&nbsp;=20
This dog food would not be the same as sold in WalMart but would be =
manufactured=20
from the tons of unsold Zume&nbsp;uncomestibles.&nbsp; It&nbsp;would be =
named=20
after New Saint Andrews Dean Roy Atwood as a reward for his dog-like=20
fealty.&nbsp; Another Douglas Wilson Company recycling =
garbage.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana><STRONG><EM>Collegiate Reformed Steam=20
Baths</EM></STRONG>&nbsp; A steam bath/short term small&nbsp;room rental =

business where members of the gay community could mix with culties from =
Christ=20
Church and New Saint Andrews to explore their common, special interests =
in a=20
warm, steamy, supportive, Christian environment.&nbsp; Cult Master =
Douglas=20
Wilson would make occasional visits disguised as Mark Spitz (at least =
while=20
clothed).</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>Wayne</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>----- Original Message ----- </FONT>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>From: "Saundra Lund" &lt;</FONT><A=20
href=3D"mailto:sslund@adelphia.net"><FONT=20
face=3DVerdana>sslund@adelphia.net</FONT></A><FONT =
face=3DVerdana>&gt;</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>To: "'Art Deco'" &lt;</FONT><A=20
href=3D"mailto:deco@moscow.com"><FONT =
face=3DVerdana>deco@moscow.com</FONT></A><FONT=20
face=3DVerdana>&gt;; &lt;</FONT><A =
href=3D"mailto:vision2020@moscow.com"><FONT=20
face=3DVerdana>vision2020@moscow.com</FONT></A><FONT =
face=3DVerdana>&gt;;=20
&lt;</FONT><A href=3D"mailto:DonaldH675@aol.com"><FONT=20
face=3DVerdana>DonaldH675@aol.com</FONT></A><FONT =
face=3DVerdana>&gt;</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>Sent: Friday, February 20, 2004 8:05 =
PM</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Is Zume's on the =
market?=20
[Reposted since two originals did not appear.]</FONT></DIV></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana><BR></FONT></DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana>&gt; =
Well, inquiring=20
minds *do* want to know!<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Now that I've picked myself up =
off the=20
floor from ROTFLOL over Mr. Fox's<BR>&gt; suggestions, I realize this =
could be a=20
golden opportunity.&nbsp; I would love to<BR>&gt; own a small local =
business=20
that could add to the character of our community<BR>&gt; and provide a =
public=20
service as well!<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; However, I need a few questions =
answered=20
first.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Ms. Huskey asked an important question:&nbsp; is =
there=20
actual physical space for<BR>&gt; sale, or would one be stuck leasing =
from that=20
wolf in sheep's clothing or<BR>&gt; some arm of Wilson World?&nbsp; =
While I=20
might be interested in purchasing the<BR>&gt; space, I definitely =
wouldn't want=20
to lease the space from people who think<BR>&gt; feminism, equal rights, =
and=20
abortion are abominations.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Second, whatever happened =
with=20
Moscow's Great Safe Heist of 2004?&nbsp; As a<BR>&gt; potential business =
owner,=20
I'd want to make sure that whole thing had been<BR>&gt; satisfactorily=20
resolved.&nbsp; Were the culprits ever caught?&nbsp; If not, then as =
a<BR>&gt;=20
prudent potential business owner, I'd have grave doubts about the safety =

of<BR>&gt; my investment.&nbsp; After all, I'd sure hate for my safe to =
sprout=20
legs and walk<BR>&gt; off unnoticed!<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Third, have there =
been any=20
reports of hauntings in the building?&nbsp; This might<BR>&gt; sound a =
bit far=20
out, but that building has apparently been cursed since NSA<BR>&gt; took =
it=20
over, what with the Great Safe Heist, the alleged vandalisms, =
and<BR>&gt; the=20
failure of Zume.&nbsp; I have to wonder if the Good Lord is trying to=20
send<BR>&gt; them a message that they've got it all wrong.&nbsp; Now, of =
course,=20
a great many<BR>&gt; of us in the community *know* Wilson World has it =
all=20
wrong, but how wise<BR>&gt; would it be to start up a business in such =
close=20
proximity to the target of<BR>&gt; God's wrath???&nbsp; According to =
Wilson=20
World, one needs to look no further than<BR>&gt; the South to see what =
happens=20
when God gets really p*ssed.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Finally, should someone =
commit a=20
crime or become financially indebted to me,<BR>&gt; would I have the =
autonomy to=20
reject taking that person as a slave for<BR>&gt; restitution and =
rehabilitation,=20
or would my business space be subject to<BR>&gt; Wilson World's =
theocratic=20
worldview that slavery is mandated for criminals,<BR>&gt; and any =
convict=20
rejecting enslavement be put to death?&nbsp; I will NOT get<BR>&gt; =
involved in=20
slavery *or* executions!<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Assuming I receive favorable =
answers=20
to my questions, then I have *just the<BR>&gt; PERFECT* idea for a =
business to=20
go into that space!&nbsp; After much long &amp; hard<BR>&gt; thought =
about what=20
would fit into the character of the building and the<BR>&gt; people =
there, as=20
well as providing a form of entertainment currently lacking<BR>&gt; for =
a=20
segment of the community, I've hit on an idea.&nbsp; Now, I'm not =
very<BR>&gt;=20
creative by nature, so I'm hoping some of you here (perhaps Mr. Fox or=20
Ms.<BR>&gt; Opyr) will be able to help me come up with a name for my=20
future<BR>&gt; establishment, but here's My Idea . . . <BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; =
I think=20
the location would be ideal for a nice little Poker/Blackjack =
Parlor<BR>&gt;=20
:-)&nbsp; You know, a kind of reincarnation of the Morton Street House =
that=20
some<BR>&gt; of those (including some who are now "faculty") at NSA =
apparently=20
had a<BR>&gt; particular fondness for&nbsp; :-)&nbsp; Now, Master =
Wilkins is no=20
longer in the area,<BR>&gt; but I think the venture would still be =
successful=20
because other participants<BR>&gt; are still around, and with all those =
from=20
outside the community Wilson World<BR>&gt; is attracting, there would be =
a=20
guaranteed continual influx of interested<BR>&gt; new clients&nbsp; =
:-)<BR>&gt;=20
<BR>&gt; Due to legal restrictions, I couldn't serve alcohol to minors =
the way=20
the<BR>&gt; Real Morton Street House did when they wanted more =
action/bigger=20
stakes.<BR>&gt; However, I think those fine young men showed their true=20
characters and<BR>&gt; attraction to the wilder side of life, and I've =
no reason=20
to think the women<BR>&gt; would be any different, so I don't think =
alcohol=20
would be a necessity.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Perhaps all the dealers could be =
Nicole=20
Kidman &lt;g&gt; and Tom Cruise clones?<BR>&gt; And, I'm sure I could =
fix things=20
up so that the inner workings of my<BR>&gt; business wouldn't be visible =
to the=20
public, so perhaps topfree and low rise<BR>&gt; clones would be a better =
draw=20
than alcohol, anyway.&nbsp; I'm pretty sure that<BR>&gt; idea would fly =
because=20
the idiots who pushed for Moscow Ordinance 2002-13<BR>&gt; didn't think =
to=20
regulate SOBs (sexually oriented businesses) because they<BR>&gt; were =
more=20
worried about the effects of breasts than sex.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; But, =
IMHO,=20
here's the *best* part of the business:&nbsp; I wouldn't need to =
worry<BR>&gt;=20
about collecting gambling debts!&nbsp; Christ Church would come up with =
the=20
money<BR>&gt; out of the church's General Fund to pay for the debts of =
any of=20
their flock<BR>&gt; just like they did with the Morton Street =
House!<BR>&gt;=20
<BR>&gt; Of course, those folks might then be subject to enslavement by =
Wilson=20
World<BR>&gt; since, technically, they would be indebted to Wilson =
World, but .=20
. . if<BR>&gt; that's their interpretation of the Bible, maybe I'd be =
doing them=20
a favor by<BR>&gt; giving them a means to pretend that they live in a=20
theocracy.&nbsp; After all,<BR>&gt; who am I to tell them&nbsp; -- or =
their=20
pastor --&nbsp; they are just plain WRONG<BR>&gt; about their Biblical=20
interpretation?&nbsp; And, if when faced with the actual<BR>&gt; =
prospect of=20
enslavement by Wilson World they decide they don't like it, well<BR>&gt; =
. . .=20
then I guess they can just be put to death since that's their<BR>&gt;=20
interpretation (Deuteronomy 17:12; I Tim. 1: 8-11). <BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; =
<BR>&gt;=20
Saundra Lund<BR>&gt; Moscow, ID<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; The only thing =
necessary for=20
the triumph of evil is for good people to do<BR>&gt; nothing.<BR>&gt; =
-Edmund=20
Burke<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; -----Original Message-----<BR>&gt; From: =
</FONT><A=20
href=3D"mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com"><FONT=20
face=3DVerdana>vision2020-admin@moscow.com</FONT></A><FONT =
face=3DVerdana>=20
[mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com] On<BR>&gt; Behalf Of Art =
Deco<BR>&gt; Sent:=20
Friday, February 20, 2004 3:12 PM<BR>&gt; To: </FONT><A=20
href=3D"mailto:vision2020@moscow.com"><FONT=20
face=3DVerdana>vision2020@moscow.com</FONT></A><BR><FONT =
face=3DVerdana>&gt;=20
Subject: [Vision2020] Is Zume's on the market? [Reposted since two=20
originals<BR>&gt; did not appear.]<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Fellow=20
Entrepreneurs:<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Rose Huskey has done an important =
community=20
economic development service by<BR>&gt; the suggestions in her latest =
posting=20
requesting possible replacements for<BR>&gt; Zume.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; A =
few modest=20
proposals:<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Whatever business goes into the allegedly=20
soon-to-be-vacant space of Zume<BR>&gt; should recognize what a =
remarkable asset=20
the other tenant in the building,<BR>&gt; New Saint Andrews College, =
is.&nbsp;=20
In that spirit the following preliminary<BR>&gt; suggestions are =
offered.&nbsp;=20
Those with ready capital to venture should contact<BR>&gt; me via this=20
list-serve.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Butts under the Nuts&nbsp; A smoke =
shop.<BR>&gt;=20
<BR>&gt; A Touch of Sanity in a Building Run Amok&nbsp; A mental health=20
clinic.&nbsp; This<BR>&gt; business would probably have a ready made =
clientele=20
already in the building.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Ground Floor Degrees An=20
over-the-counter/mail order degree factory.&nbsp; Again<BR>&gt; this =
business=20
might have an initial rush of business from those already in<BR>&gt; the =

building.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Hot Crossed Buns&nbsp; A bakery.&nbsp; The =
thoughtful=20
reader can make the connection<BR>&gt; with New Saint Andrews (hint: =
think=20
Thomas Garfield).<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Rhetoric Masters&nbsp; An off-shoot =
of New=20
Saint Andrews where Nate Wilson and<BR>&gt; Ben Merkle could showcase =
and sell=20
their world class skills at rhetoric and<BR>&gt; logic.&nbsp; Perhaps =
Christ=20
Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson would condescend to<BR>&gt; present an =

occasional seminar on writing historical fiction .<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; =
Whores under=20
the Bores&nbsp; A modern partially web-based house of =
prostitution.<BR>&gt; Not=20
only might the other tenant of the building be a source for clients =
but<BR>&gt;=20
might also supply some employees.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; This =
suggestion just=20
in from the gleeful chaps at Grimfriars' Howl.<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; Don We =
now our=20
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