[Vision2020] Is Zume's on the market? [Reposted since two originals did not appear.]
Tom Hansen
thansen@moscow.com
Sat, 21 Feb 2004 09:00:29 -0800
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com]On
> Behalf Of Art Deco
> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2004 8:19 AM
> To: vision2020@moscow.com
> Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Is Zume's on the market? [Reposted since two
> originals did not appear.]
>
>
> Saundra,
>
> How naughty you are raking up these scandals the that Christ Church Cult
> Master Douglas Wilson has worked so hard to eviscerate.
>
> Perhaps, I can help you with some names later in the weekend.
>
> Wayne
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Saundra Lund" <sslund@adelphia.net>
> To: "'Art Deco'" <deco@moscow.com>; <vision2020@moscow.com>;
> <DonaldH675@aol.com>
> Sent: Friday, February 20, 2004 8:05 PM
> Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Is Zume's on the market? [Reposted since two
> originals did not appear.]
>
>
> > Well, inquiring minds *do* want to know!
> >
> > Now that I've picked myself up off the floor from ROTFLOL over Mr. Fox's
> > suggestions, I realize this could be a golden opportunity. I would love
> to
> > own a small local business that could add to the character of our
> community
> > and provide a public service as well!
> >
> > However, I need a few questions answered first.
> >
> > Ms. Huskey asked an important question: is there actual physical space
> for
> > sale, or would one be stuck leasing from that wolf in sheep's
> clothing or
> > some arm of Wilson World? While I might be interested in purchasing the
> > space, I definitely wouldn't want to lease the space from
> people who think
> > feminism, equal rights, and abortion are abominations.
> >
> > Second, whatever happened with Moscow's Great Safe Heist of 2004? As a
> > potential business owner, I'd want to make sure that whole
> thing had been
> > satisfactorily resolved. Were the culprits ever caught? If
> not, then as
> a
> > prudent potential business owner, I'd have grave doubts about the safety
> of
> > my investment. After all, I'd sure hate for my safe to sprout legs and
> walk
> > off unnoticed!
> >
> > Third, have there been any reports of hauntings in the building? This
> might
> > sound a bit far out, but that building has apparently been cursed since
> NSA
> > took it over, what with the Great Safe Heist, the alleged
> vandalisms, and
> > the failure of Zume. I have to wonder if the Good Lord is
> trying to send
> > them a message that they've got it all wrong. Now, of course, a great
> many
> > of us in the community *know* Wilson World has it all wrong,
> but how wise
> > would it be to start up a business in such close proximity to the target
> of
> > God's wrath??? According to Wilson World, one needs to look no further
> than
> > the South to see what happens when God gets really p*ssed.
> >
> > Finally, should someone commit a crime or become financially indebted to
> me,
> > would I have the autonomy to reject taking that person as a slave for
> > restitution and rehabilitation, or would my business space be subject to
> > Wilson World's theocratic worldview that slavery is mandated for
> criminals,
> > and any convict rejecting enslavement be put to death? I will NOT get
> > involved in slavery *or* executions!
> >
> > Assuming I receive favorable answers to my questions, then I have *just
> the
> > PERFECT* idea for a business to go into that space! After much long &
> hard
> > thought about what would fit into the character of the building and the
> > people there, as well as providing a form of entertainment currently
> lacking
> > for a segment of the community, I've hit on an idea. Now, I'm not very
> > creative by nature, so I'm hoping some of you here (perhaps Mr.
> Fox or Ms.
> > Opyr) will be able to help me come up with a name for my future
> > establishment, but here's My Idea . . .
> >
> > I think the location would be ideal for a nice little Poker/Blackjack
> Parlor
> > :-) You know, a kind of reincarnation of the Morton Street House that
> some
> > of those (including some who are now "faculty") at NSA apparently had a
> > particular fondness for :-) Now, Master Wilkins is no longer in the
> area,
> > but I think the venture would still be successful because other
> participants
> > are still around, and with all those from outside the community Wilson
> World
> > is attracting, there would be a guaranteed continual influx of
> interested
> > new clients :-)
> >
> > Due to legal restrictions, I couldn't serve alcohol to minors
> the way the
> > Real Morton Street House did when they wanted more action/bigger stakes.
> > However, I think those fine young men showed their true characters and
> > attraction to the wilder side of life, and I've no reason to think the
> women
> > would be any different, so I don't think alcohol would be a necessity.
> >
> > Perhaps all the dealers could be Nicole Kidman <g> and Tom
> Cruise clones?
> > And, I'm sure I could fix things up so that the inner workings of my
> > business wouldn't be visible to the public, so perhaps topfree and low
> rise
> > clones would be a better draw than alcohol, anyway. I'm pretty
> sure that
> > idea would fly because the idiots who pushed for Moscow
> Ordinance 2002-13
> > didn't think to regulate SOBs (sexually oriented businesses)
> because they
> > were more worried about the effects of breasts than sex.
> >
> > But, IMHO, here's the *best* part of the business: I wouldn't need to
> worry
> > about collecting gambling debts! Christ Church would come up with the
> money
> > out of the church's General Fund to pay for the debts of any of their
> flock
> > just like they did with the Morton Street House!
> >
> > Of course, those folks might then be subject to enslavement by Wilson
> World
> > since, technically, they would be indebted to Wilson World, but . . . if
> > that's their interpretation of the Bible, maybe I'd be doing
> them a favor
> by
> > giving them a means to pretend that they live in a theocracy.
> After all,
> > who am I to tell them -- or their pastor -- they are just plain WRONG
> > about their Biblical interpretation? And, if when faced with the actual
> > prospect of enslavement by Wilson World they decide they don't like it,
> well
> > . . . then I guess they can just be put to death since that's their
> > interpretation (Deuteronomy 17:12; I Tim. 1: 8-11).
> >
> >
> > Saundra Lund
> > Moscow, ID
> >
> > The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good
> people to do
> > nothing.
> > -Edmund Burke
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com
> [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com] On
> > Behalf Of Art Deco
> > Sent: Friday, February 20, 2004 3:12 PM
> > To: vision2020@moscow.com
> > Subject: [Vision2020] Is Zume's on the market? [Reposted since two
> originals
> > did not appear.]
> >
> >
> > Fellow Entrepreneurs:
> >
> > Rose Huskey has done an important community economic development service
> by
> > the suggestions in her latest posting requesting possible
> replacements for
> > Zume.
> >
> > A few modest proposals:
> >
> > Whatever business goes into the allegedly soon-to-be-vacant
> space of Zume
> > should recognize what a remarkable asset the other tenant in
> the building,
> > New Saint Andrews College, is. In that spirit the following preliminary
> > suggestions are offered. Those with ready capital to venture should
> contact
> > me via this list-serve.
> >
> > Butts under the Nuts A smoke shop.
> >
> > A Touch of Sanity in a Building Run Amok A mental health clinic. This
> > business would probably have a ready made clientele already in the
> building.
> >
> > Ground Floor Degrees An over-the-counter/mail order degree
> factory. Again
> > this business might have an initial rush of business from those
> already in
> > the building.
> >
> > Hot Crossed Buns A bakery. The thoughtful reader can make the
> connection
> > with New Saint Andrews (hint: think Thomas Garfield).
> >
> > Rhetoric Masters An off-shoot of New Saint Andrews where Nate
> Wilson and
> > Ben Merkle could showcase and sell their world class skills at rhetoric
> and
> > logic. Perhaps Christ Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson would
> condescend
> to
> > present an occasional seminar on writing historical fiction .
> >
> > Whores under the Bores A modern partially web-based house of
> prostitution.
> > Not only might the other tenant of the building be a source for clients
> but
> > might also supply some employees.
> >
> >
> > This suggestion just in from the gleeful chaps at Grimfriars' Howl.
> >
> > Don We now our Gay Apparel A clothing store specializing in stylish
> > fashions for those with alternative lifestyles. A secret door and
> changing
> > closet will be provided for those New Saint Andrews students and faculty
> > needing to secretly buy and wear these items in accordance with the old
> > Christian hymn from which the store's title directly comes.
> >
> >
> > Wayne Fox
> >
> >
> >
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