[Vision2020] I Heart Doug.

[Joan Opyr]

Alan sadly misreads me, stating:

>Miss Opry,

>Now see that is what I am talking about... to call a man fat with more syllables and proclaim your love >for him is to rename the rose.  Sigh...


You may save your sighs, Alan.  I was not making reference in my post to Doug's Body Mass Index.  I was speaking hyperbolically, though sincerely, of his pretensions.  I'm concerned about the inflation of his ego, not his abdomen.  Besides, everyone knows that the Internet adds ten pounds.

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment

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