[Vision2020] Cloning (you're ALL on the wrong track)

[Tom Hansen]

Well, come to think of it . . .

That does kinda explain Sebastian Janikowski of the Raiders.  I suggest that
DNA samples be taken from Janikowski and every mule within 100 miles of
Oakland.

Tom Hansen

> -----Original Message-----
> From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com]On
> Behalf Of Tim Lohrmann
> Sent: Saturday, September 20, 2003 10:57 AM
> To: vision2020@moscow.com
> Subject: [Vision2020] Cloning (you're ALL on the wrong track)
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> To the cloning concerned:
>      The top secret, but recently leaked, true reason
> for the UI mule research actually has nothing to do
> with human health. The research on these freely
> kicking critters is covertly funded by the NFL and
> NCAA.
>     The ultimate goal is grafting certain mule
> characteristics--forceful kicking power--into the
> genetic profile of members of an already-selected
> Slovenian soccer playing family. This union will, it
> is hoped, produce a line of creatures that will "pass"
> as human but with all the leg power of a full grown
> mule cammed into its much shorter extremities.
>    Ethical concerns? You betcha.
>    But the Slovenians are behind it. The mules? Well a
> persisten stubborn streak has prevented them from
> stating a clear postition. But they don't seem to
> mind.
>    And most importantly, if we can prevent just one
> NFL or NCAA team from avoiding a heartbreaking,
> season-crippling last second loss because of
> lackluster legs, it will all have been worthwhile.
> So ethcics shmethics, who needs'em with the first 75
> yard field goal squarely in our sights??
>    TL
>
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