[Vision2020] New church

[Joan Opyr]

>Joan, I laugh at YOUR church.  I urge you to join me and together we'll see 
>the Light at the End of the Fairway.  Together, we'll gain entrance to the 
>19th Hole.  If you repent and join me now, I'll grant you a free mulligan.  
>We must unite, before our town is overrun by croquet players, or lawn dart 
>players, or whatever.  Now go forth and bogey no more.

My dear Carl,

Golf as the basis of divine understanding?!  Heresy!  Everyone knows that 
bowling is the diety's sport of choice.  You can drink beer while you do it; 
you can get your name monogrammed on your ball; and you have to wear special 
shoes.  Also, there's no cheating because your score is automatically 
displayed on a great big screen above your lane.

I beg of you, abandon this apostasy.  It makes much more sense for you to 
join me in the alley than for me to join you on the fairway.  Remember, 
bowling is both an individual and a team sport.  You can join with me and 
still be you.

Strike!

The Rev. Joan

PS: I also think that my church might have invented televangelism.  Which 
came first, Bowling for Dollars or The 700 Club?

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