[Vision2020] New church: GOLF

John Harrell johnbharrell@yahoo.com
Fri, 19 Dec 2003 11:32:08 -0800 (PST)


Ah yes, the great GOLF religion.

Just you let you and Carl know, the Moscow yearly golf scramble
has been won for the last 3 years by a team made up of Christ
Church members - and won each year by a wide margin.

Yes, this is a challenge. Come and get us!

Cheers!
John Harrell


--- Dan Carscallen <predator75@moscow.com> wrote:
> Um, Carl, from my experience with golf, it usually results in me
> uttering expletives that would not be proper in a church setting . . .
> 
> Besides, a golf course is a waste of a real sweet motocross track.
> 
> DC
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com]
> On Behalf Of Carl Westberg
> Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 7:58 AM
> To: vision2020@moscow.com
> Subject: [Vision2020] New church
> 
> 
> The religious debate on this listserve got me started on a spiritual
> quest, 
> which serendipitously ended last night when I ran across mention of this
> 
> church in a book that was given me as a present.  Unfairly, the
> description 
> of this church was prefaced with the distinction of being "the most
> unusual 
> church", which I find unfair.  It was called the Church of Pure Liberty,
> and 
> it was based in Japan.  I did a Google search on it this morning, and 
> unfortunately, it appears to be defunct.  However, I believe I'll revive
> it 
> right here in Moscow.  The basis of worship in this church is......Golf.
> 
> That's it.  Since I'm starting it back up again, I declare myself to be
> the 
> Omnipotent Yet Benevolent Ruler of All Who Follow Me.  Or, the acronym 
> OYBRAWFM.  Our motto:  To Par is Human, to Birdie Divine.  Joan, I laugh
> at 
> YOUR church.  I urge you to join me and together we'll see the Light at
> the 
> End of the Fairway.  Together, we'll gain entrance to the 19th Hole.  If
> you 
> repent and join me now, I'll grant you a free mulligan.  We must unite, 
> before our town is overrun by croquet players, or lawn dart players, or 
> whatever.  Now go forth and bogey no more.
> 
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>          Fore!
> 
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> 
>                                                           Carl Westberg
> Jr. 
> OYBRAWFM
> 
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